While on the spaceship, hatter is chilling, looking out into space.
Hatter: Ah, isn't space just amazing??
Tea Cup: It sure is! It's nice we get a little chance to relax amongst the stars...
Hatter: Yeah.... It's been a bit since we got the chance to do any "relaxing" at all! He chuckles.
Strawberry Jello: floats over. And sometimes you get to float and all kinds of cool stuff like this! She says as she jumps up and does like 5 flips and a split before gilding back to the ground This is so much fun!!
Orangy: Oooo that's so cool!! I wonder if I can..... he runs at a wall, jumps towards it, and bounces off it to another wall, before landing. OMG I LOVE SPACE!!
Hatter: You guys sure are having fun, but I think it's time for the- suddenly, his phone begins to ring.
Stone Potion: Ok... HOWW is a phone ringing in FUCKING SPACE??
Hatter: My mobile plan is just built different. Suddenly, a catchy jingle starts to play for no reason and he starts being cheerful for no reason, like its a ad. Because Goiky Wireless now has 5G all OVER THE GALAXY! Anddddd you get a free banana when you switch!
Stone Potion: Ok seriously what the fuck is going on- he is cut off
Hatter: So join today for just 27.603129282939930030 dollars for your first THREE cat months!!
Stone Potion: CAT MONTHS?? OK WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE ON ATP??
Orangy: Yea cuz we want some!
Stone Potion: Wait what??
Orangy looks at Stone Potion and smirks, bouncing his eyebrows Ya know.. the goods?
Stone Potion: OHHHH..... fuck yea I need it rn, u got so-
Hatter: STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!! .....now as I was saying, Goiky Wireless customers get SO. MANY. PERKS. For example, we will do things like: Offer you Robot Servants, 1% off at 5 star hotels, EXCLUSIVE LUXURIOUS BBQ and foot massage!! Snaps fingers, LUXURIOUS BBQ and foot massage!!
Stone Potion: Ok this is just fucking nonsense at this poi- he is shoved out of the way
Hatter: OH OH ANDDDDD we will give you like 27,163 free phones!! Including the BRAND NEW YOUPHONE 25 OMEGA SUPER DELUXE PRO MAX ULTIMATE ULTRA PREMIUM ++ TURBO LUXURY EDITION 2!
Puzzle: OMG that's crazy!!!
Stone Potion: FINALLY someone agrees with me-
Puzzle: Yeah these PERKS are soooo goood!!!
Stone Potion: stands in silence for a second. Ok molotov had a point about this shithole-
Hatter: SO YEA!!! WHY DONT YOU JOIN NOW!!!
Strawberry Jello: Because I'm already a Goiky Wireless customer, so I'll get NOTHING!!! WAAAAAAAAA
Hatter: Dont worry, Goiky Wireless cares for old AND new customers!!
Strawberry Jello: hurray!!
Stone Potion: Does Goiky Wireless come with a gun I can use to shoot you all with?? He says in a sarcastically cheerful tone
Hatter: It sure does!!!
Stone Potion: OF course it does.......
Puzzle: I'm surprised the phone is still ringing through all this shenanigans
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Tea Time Terror
AdventureWelcome to the story of Tea Time Terror, a story based on a group of object contestants in a competition show and going on wacky adventures along the way to win themselves The Mythical Tea Cup, capable of granting the drinker anything it dreams of B...
