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𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒: 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝟐-𝟒

- 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.

𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝟐:

Random Kidnapper: Mister Wayne, we have your daughter. If you want to see her again—
Bruce: Five—
Kidnapper: What?
*terrified screams in the background*
Bruce: Four, three
Kidnapper: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID?
Bruce: Two—
*cut-off scream, gurgling, bodies hitting the floor*
Bruce: One.
Lily: Hey, dad. Sorry I'm a bit late, let Alfred know I'm coming over for dinner.

Lily: Wally, did you eat 9 cans of ravioli last night.
Wally: Come on man, no one wants to admit to that.

*The team after an all-out prank-war, with Wally as the loser*
Wally: So how did you convince the whole team to betray me? What did you offer them?
Kaldur: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.
Wally: Even Billy?
Kaldur: Even Billy.
Wally: BILLY! GET IN HERE!
Billy: I'M SORRY SHE MADE ME DO IT!
Lily: You're a little snitch.

Lily: You know what I've realized recently?
Billy: What?
Lily: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. But you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Billy:
Billy: You literally just turned twelve, I'm already worried.

Billy: Do you ever get sad about not being with your mom?
Lily: No. and do you want to know why?
Billy: Sure.
Lily: Because I have Kaldur.
Kaldur: You're officially my favorite child.

HEADCANNON: Billy is in the JLA and Young Justice group chats and he screenshots JLA drama and sends it to the Young Justice group chat. Lily and Wally were definitely the ones who told him to do it.

Lily: Billy, I want you to tell everyone the three lessons I taught you.
Billy: *clears throat and counts on fingers* Gaslight, Gatekeep, and Girlboss.
The team: *applause*
Wally: *sniffs* I'm so proud of you.

Another HEADCANNON: Billy starts training with the team, but in his normal, human form. But one day, he messes up and hurts himself, and he's already having a bad day, so he just yells "AW FUCK!"

Lily looks at him, literally with the most shocked face, walks up to him and puts her hands on his shoulders. And she says, "I'll see you in a week." Then goes into her room and doesn't talk to Billy for a week.

And the worst part is that she cries about it.

Wally walks into her room like, "What's wrong? Did something happen? Did you start your period? I'll go get chocolate." Because, like, #supportivecousin.