Well I omor to post this week srry
i should probably listen to the psychological horror tag when i watched ddlc
im great, i like men more now :) the amount of times i've seen someone where their eyes explode out of their skull has quadrupled
Orchid's POV:
Well, this is certainly comical.
"H-huh? What happened while I was gone-ORCHID, YOU LET BASIL-"
They're you, aren't they? They can make not bad decisions...I think.
"I stabbed Sunny and then, guess what, I'M DEAD NOW!"
Just trust me on this one.
"You're literally Basil's trauma. And, frankly, you've been doing pretty bad at your job-"
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?
No. Don't you have it nice with Mr. Not Insane helping you with your problems?
YOU THINK IT'S EASY JUST BECAUES SUNNY CAN PLAY THERAPIST FOR YOU AND ME? It's...it's not.
"Orchid, you're literally designed to be a shitty person, and you...no offense, but you are a shitty person, but can you not? You've been so...er...tolerant before. Can you do that for a little while longer?"
...a moment. Basil, can I see you in the field of orchids? We can talk there.
Basil follows me, curious.
"So, what did you want to-" I shove Basil down to the ground. Tendrils cling on to his pants (A.N, my question is do they only have one pair of clothes? I mean...I guess they don't have smell or taste so...but what if you were to die on halloween, would Sunny just be chilling with a bunch of toilet paper on his face?) slamming him.
"O-oh...harder..."
Wait what.
"Haha, jokes on you, SUNNY HANDLES ME HARDER THAN THAT IN BED-"
...bro. What kind of kinks do you have?
"It'd be faster to tell you what kinks I don't have."
...you know what, just die. I take out my garden shears and stab him.
"You...do know we're all incorporeal, right? We can't really...die..."
Sigh...I don't want to break the 4th wall again...
A.N You just did AND I HAVE TO FIX IT FOR THE 276369420th FUCKING TIME
Can you kill Basil?
Uh...why?
Plot purposes.
Ok.
Basil has disconnected.
What the fuck just happened.
I go to Basil's mind.
So, do you want to do this the slow and painful way or the quick and painful way?
"What the fuck do you-AH SHIT" I use my tendrils to grab the walls of his head.
Hm. So spirits still can interact with the real world. I try to pull his conscience out of him.
"Orchid...WILL YOU STOP?" Shears cut away my tendrils, causing me to scream in pain.
"Stop being a dickhead." I manage to grab a hold of his soul, trying to tug it out and inside of his own mind. He screams in agony as I pull out his control.
"So...now I'm living in my own head."
That's literally every emo song (A.N /hj). Now go fuck yourself while I try to work this.
B̷a̴s̷i̶l̸ ̸ Orchid's POV (STOP BREAKING MY WORDS)
(Also bold text no italics is Orchid, Italics are Dead Basil, "Normal Text is Younger Basil"
Basil has reconnected
Alright assholes, what did I miss?
...why did you put a control Basil button right next to the coffee maker?
Wait we have a coffee maker.
What no no we don't we don't have a coffee maker. And, uh, Basil, you still haven't answered if you want to die the slow and painful way or the quick and painful way.
"Uh...none of the above?"
Fuck you, the answers are below.
"Then none of the below?"
Okay, slow and painful it is.
"Wait what-"
"S-Sunny? I need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"Alright."
No...not the fucking garden shears, we've done that like, 4 times. It's a cliché.
It's a classic. But fine. I punch out the mirror, the shards stabbing my knuckles.
Oh, shit, you can do that?
"WHY IS NO ONE CONCERNED THAT WE'RE GONNA DIE?"
Relax, relax, you won't die right now, that'd be too...direct.
Basically he wants to do a tsundere thing-
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Okay
I [insert self harm i don't want to have to rate this mature :( also suicide/self harm is not gud call 988 or get a therapist if you need help I hope you have a great day, have this eternal banana 🍌 <= peak potassium (KRIS GET THE BANANA)]
"ORCHID, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
Sigh...do you want me to cut the foreplay?
"N-No, I want you to stop-" (This paragraph out of context 💀)
I'll take that as a yes. I [insert self harm i don't want to have to rate this mature :( also suicide/self harm is not gud call 988 or get a therapist if you need help I hope you have a great day, have this eternal banana 🍌 <= peak potassium (KRIS GET THE BANANA) x2]
"S-stop...please...I d-don't want to..."
...I raise my piece of glass.
"N-no, Orchid, w-wait!"
[insert self harm i don't want to have to rate this mature :( also suicide/self harm is not gud call 988 or get a therapist if you need help I hope you have a great day, have this eternal banana 🍌 <= peak potassium (KRIS GET THE BANANA) x2 + 1]
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SORRY SORRY IM ALIVE I OMOR TO GET THIS SHIT DONE CUZ IM LAZY AF
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HOW THE HELL DID THIS SHITPOST REACH 3K VIEWS WHILE I WAS GONE
Bloob gimme back my furniture and fuck you (very not platonically~ wAiT nO dOnT sS THIS SHIT NOO WAIT-)
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Sunny X Basil: You Make Everything Okay
FanfictionThis is right after Sunny tells them about how mari ate the stairs Art not mine, idk where it came from bcuz its from another wattpad user sooooo uhhh
