"This is Younger Basil."
This is Dead Basil.
"This is Dead Sunny."
This is Orchid.
This is narrator man woman child thing person jsjsdofijasofjsfjaosdfosdjfsdjfojab oa
And this is a Cybertruck about to ram me in the head at 190 miles an hour-OH SHIT
NARRATOR'S POV (INSIDE HEAD):
"Orchid...please stop...we're going to-"
No, YOU'RE going to die. I'm going to disappear. There's a difference. I think.
Basil takes out his garden shears.
*Your grandma's garden shears. Used for cutting plants. And yourself.
He plunges the point into Orchid's stomach. Nothing happens.
Well, uh...here's the thing. I think we already told you that we're all incorporeal.
"Basil, how are you so chill WITH US DYING? WITH YOU DYING!"
Heh...I genuinely don't care anymore. Nothing works. We're all trapped. We'll all die. We always will. We'll die over and over. Until nothing's left. We die from others. We die from ourselves. No one cares. No one will ever care. No one loves us. No one will-
"Basil?" Sunny whispers as he stares at Basil, the tendrils never leaving him, unable to stop his eye (heh) from watching in horror.
Sunny...I love you...please, just- Tendrils cling onto him as they tear his left arm apart, black liquid spattering onto the ground.
"Basil, I-" A tendril breaks his eyepatch as a tendril stabs his [insert whatever the fuck you have if you don't have an eyeball, I'm too lazy to check] and he clutches his head as the tendril morphs into Basil.
Sunny, can't you see it? Something...behind you...
A pair of black garden shears appear in...its hand.
"No, Orchid, you don't have to-"
Sunny, you know I'm better than to stab your other eye out. I want you to SEE me torture you.
"Sounds like a waste of time to me." Sunny manages to get back up.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE THE ONE AT MY MERCY.
"O-oh, no, p-please don't hurt me, Daddy~"
What. Wait a second. AUTHOR BITCH BOI
(THE FUCK YOU WANT I WAS ENJOYING BEING UNPRODUCTIVE)
STOP MAKING SUNNY AND BASIL SO FUCKING HORNY
(No.)
I'M TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE HERE.
(Oh, shit, wait what-I TOLD YOU TO WAIT UNTIL THREE CHAPTERS AFTER)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Basil passes a bowl of popcorn to Sunny. Wait where the fuck did you get that.
We have it in the closet go get it if you want narrator dumbass.
(Anyways, uh, sorry, Reader, but uh no epic fight scene for you UNLESS YOU [LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE] AND [COMMENT WHO TOOK THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR])
WAIT, BUT YOU SAID YOU WOULD MAKE AN EPIC FIGHT SCENE!
(Budget cuts.)
WE DON'T HAVE A BUDGET!
(Exactly. Also I'm not writing that shit. And I don't want big-ass plot armor.)
THEN WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
(Toast yourself. Go to fucking...wait there's no bread hell.)
I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU
(I can rewrite you into not stabbing me.)
Orchid does not stab Author bitch boi.
OH K[EEP] YOURSELF [SAFE!]
(Toast yourself.)
Oh...oh fuck...Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Basil stares at me-dude, stop it, it's creeping me out, I don't know what happened either ok jeez
(So...uh, Sunny...Basil...back to making out?)
Wait, you were watching the entire time? Sunny asks.
(I literally wrote you into my story, but yeah, I guess you could say that.)
SO YOU SAW WHEN BASIL USED THE-[POWER OF NEO]
(SHUT THE FUCK UP, I DONT WANT TO RATE IT MATURE)
Well...um, what do we do now? Because you just used up your entire plot... Sunny says.
(Shut up, no I didn't, um...hey you, Reader. Give me more ideas to stea-I mean...take inspiration from.)
'Cause you can't make your own ideas.
(I can make you two start passionately doing things that aren't PG-13.)
TOO BAD, WE ALREADY DO THAT *Passionate not PG-13 actions intensify.*
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BLOOB DONT THINK IM NOT WRITING THE FREDDY FAZBEAR SMUT (what is wrong with me i should just eat a popsicle and kill my s-roaches in the wall)
I feel like I'm dragging the plot now...and I don't like it
should i just end this story?
idk
NO THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ME AND BASIL DO VERY PASSIONATE NOT PG-13 ACTIONS
They fucked
then they fucked some more
then they climax
then they do the white stuff
then they pull up their pants
...well shit.
YOU ARE READING
Sunny X Basil: You Make Everything Okay
FanfictionThis is right after Sunny tells them about how mari ate the stairs Art not mine, idk where it came from bcuz its from another wattpad user sooooo uhhh
