How To Survive As A Villain

The Lord System And His Little System

The bald man surnamed Glorin stepped forward and extended his hand, "Hi there, kiddo. Name is Glorin, Mervik Glorin."
What a ...name it is. 

With wandering thoughts, Ren shook the extended hand.

"Firstly congratu-"
"Stop! Oh lord! Don't say that word!"

The sudden outburst startled not only the two doctors and the robot Fir, but Ren himself too.

After realizing what he had done, he immediately covered his mouth with both hands. All the doctors could see were wide-open golden eyes and those adorable pink earlobes.

"Pfft," Doctor Yarx took the lead, and now the entire room was filled with echoing laughter from everyone, including Ren himself.

"I am sorry. It just...I think I might get PTSD from that word."

"It appears that you got too many cong-... good wishes... eh?" Doctor Glorin, who looked like a grandpa from a military background, looked at Ren, amused.

All Ren could do was nod his head, eager to end the awkward moment.

Then Ren was ushered to a different apparatus to check various data about his body. This time, the cub didn't follow Ren.

Under the pretense of resting, the cub covertly contacted the higher-ups and got permission for a visit to the main system's office.

In the blink of an eye, Little God vanished into thin air, reappearing at the entrance of the headquarters.

As it stepped through the imposing white doors which appeared to extend to infinity, the fluffy cub underwent a remarkable transformation, emerging as a young man.

If this person were on Earth, many would have stopped to steal a glimpse of his handsome face. Sadly, at the headquarters, everyone was engrossed in their tasks, and amidst the bustle of activity, such allure went unnoticed.

If Ren could see the system now, he would mistake it for Fu Xian. Although the once black eyes were now deep blue like an ocean and those short hair turned blonde.

After passing through various checkpoints, the Goodwill Operating Web Domain System finally entered the main system's office.

"Hello Sir, you asked for my presence?" Respect and fear, both evident in the system's voice.

The main system sat regally on a chair behind the grand working desk, draped in an ancient black robe adorned with intricate golden patterns.

Long black hair cascaded down his back, tied with a delicate pink ribbon. The juxtaposition of black and pink puzzled the Goodwill Operating Web Domain System. 

However, one thing was undeniable: the beauty of the main system and the little system was well aware of this fact. 

He didn't have the gentle beauty of its host Ren. His face was more like someone cursed by humans as a vixen.

The face possessed a gentleness too refined to be exclusively masculine, yet heroic sense too profound to be confined to femininity. A perfect blend that defies traditional gender norms.

Charming, indeed. That was the only fitting description for such a face. 

This nine-tailed fox has led to countless systems' demotions. 

Many had inappropriate thoughts toward their leader and got punished for overstepping their boundaries.

The lord system looked at the young man who was nervously standing far away and couldn't help but smile.

"Hmm, how is Go- your host doing?"

"He is doing...Ok?" The tilted head and those confused oceanic eyes made the lord system's heart beat a bit faster.