Anniversary Plans
Three rays of reddish light shone against the clouds and the dark starry sky. To the casual observer, the sky and area appeared normal as ever. But the tall city buildings with spikes and eyes as part of the design revealed a much more hellish atmosphere. For this was where the imps resided in Hell. Distant yells rang out in the background. A white sign decorated with imp horns, a yellow eye at the top and a red pentagram read "Welcome to Imp City: Second Circle," indicating one of the nine sectors of the Pride Ring. A tall black office building with giant black and white striped horns jutting from the sides was the headquarters of I.M.P. A light was shining on one of the upper floors.
Inside the building, Loona the hellhound was looking at a magazine with the succubus pink pop star Verosika smirking on the cover, drinking out of a glass bottle. She wore her pink heart sunglasses, her low-cut shirt and her pink scarf. It read "Imp Gossip: 'Binge Drinking Is Sexy,' Verosika Mayday Exclusive." In Loona's other hand was a brown bottle that she was gulping out off. A bone-shaped rotary phone sat on her desk while a clock on the striped wall read 4:05 in Roman numerals. The front of her desk was decorated with spiky vines and a yellow eye with bat wings and horns.
Loona placed her bottle on a page of the grimoire and the bottle rolled off. Glowing on the page was the trumpet-like sigil for Asmodeus, the ruler of Lust.
By the couch and a poster of a horse with "Ride" on it, a portal fizzed open in white flames. The pink-flamed border showed a forest with orange and yellow trees on the other side.
Crash!
The whirring sound of a chainsaw was heard as one yellow tree fell right through the opening. A man screamed and a slice ripped through the air. The head of a ginger-haired bearded man bounced through the portal and into the room in a gory mess. Moxxie popped up from the leaves and held a black and red chainsaw with a black pentagram on the red handle, grinning manically.
Blitzo held a small black and red ax with a pentagram on it and strut through the portal with an exuberant look on his face.
"Woo! That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitzo cheered over the chainsaw whirring.
A grinning Millie crawled sideways on all fours like a spider, a matching black and red ax in her mouth. She stood up and let out an excited primal yell.
"Augh!!! I'm still so jazzed up! Ah ha ha ha!"
She broke the handle with her sharp teeth and happily raced toward Blitzo and Moxxie with a laugh.
"Well you'd better stay 'jazzed,' ka cha..." Moxxie pointed finger guns after he tossed the chainsaw aside. He puffed up his chest proudly. "...babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?"
"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxxie," Blitzo chided playfully, hands on his hips. "Besides, drinks are on me, tonight!" He pointed at himself with his thumbs. "Let's hit up the new dive down the street!"
Moxxie climbed out of the leaves and branches, dusting himself off.
"Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"
Millie's eyes shone with stars and she gasped in excitement. Her hands supported her cheeks.
"Ozzie's?! No way!" She clapped her hands. "That place is always booked!"
"Yeah, well, I've been planning it for quite a while."
"Moxxie!" Millie cheered, leaping onto him and kissing him. Moxxie blushed as she kissed him fast several more times. As the two imps French-kissed with their tongues, Blitzo sighed in disgust and rolled his eyes.
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Helluva Boss
FanficBlitzo (the "o" is silent) attempts to run a killing company in Hell known as Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P.) He is followed by weapons specialist Moxxie, powerhouse Millie and the Hellhound secretary Loona. Thanks to a book obtained by the...
