A manilla folder was placed on Blitzo's desk again. It was near his Boss Bitch mug, open drawer of Moxxie and Millie figures and a manga of an anime character: a woman with long teal hair, wearing a white school-girl skirt and outfit, fox ears and a black pointed tail. She was in a chokehold from a tan demon with long black hair and horns leaning over her.
The folder showed a picture of I.M.P.'s new target, a lady with white skin, periwinkle hair with light blue highlights and purple tinges on the bottom. A black flower was in her hair, and she wore a black jacket with a pink collar and pink outline on the sleeves. She beamed in the photo and did a peace-sign with her hand, posing in front of a demonic convention sign.
"I.M.P. Target: Emberlynn Pinkle
Location: Boring suburbs in a boring town. Rockview, USA.
Description: Gothy 20 something
Info: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawanathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it."
In the human world, the night indigo sky was lit by stars and a large white crescent moon. Streetlights illuminated a sidewalk and revealed a suburban neighborhood.
Blitzo popped out from inside the bushes, talking on his cellphone to Millie. His phone cover read "RIDE ME" on it in big red letters.
"Aw, thanks Mils, but I don't think I need backup to take down some suburban college girl."
He grinned as he peered over at the girl's house with lit-up windows.
"You enjoy that bullshit Cats musical with Mox, and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it..."
He held the phone forward and glared. "Hey look, if I had to sit through that French hog shit, well so do you, okay? Bye Mils!"
The phone beeped as he ended the call and leaped out from the bushes.
Blitzo peered through a window and saw Emberlynn's parents on the couch watching TV, studio laughter coming from the TV. The man was bald with glasses and the woman had long blond hair.
Blitzo chuckled and snaked up a nearby tree. He spotted her through the window. "Oh ho, ho, bingo." He balanced on the creaking branch, inching closer. "B-Y-N-G-O." He chuckled darkly before opening the window.
Emberlynn smiled with a pair of headphones on, sitting on a pink chair shaped like a cat. On the video, it showed a demon with sharp teeth talking to a blue-haired girl, "Our souls will be tethered for eternity."
A grinning Blitzo entered the room and pulled out a sharp deadly red knife.
He did a quiet sing-song voice, "I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw, I'll use a fork, too! Da-dun, da da." He stepped in circles then held the knife in his right hand as he inched toward Emberlynn. "I love killing things with any kind of weapon. Give me a knife and I'll kill someone..." he pointed to her head.
He grinned evilly with sharp fangs, the knife schinked and gleamed... "...and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Da, da..."
He raised his weapon, aiming for her back...
...but was suddenly knocked back by a golden holy force field emanating from a pendant around the girl's neck. "Oof! Ow, what the FUCK?!"
The knife embedded itself into a demon plushie on her desk by her computer. Emberlynn turned around and screamed, falling off her chair. The video ended on her computer, showing her pink screen wallpaper with vampire fangs and eyes. She then stood up. "Oh!" "Oooh!" She looked lovestruck at Blitzo, hands on her cheeks.
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Helluva Boss
FanfictionBlitzo (the "o" is silent) attempts to run a killing company in Hell known as Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P.) He is followed by weapons specialist Moxxie, powerhouse Millie and the Hellhound secretary Loona. Thanks to a book obtained by the...
