Helluva Boss

S1 E1: Murder Family

Once upon a time, there was an innocent lovely blonde teacher named Mrs. Mayberry.

She taught at a red schoolhouse with a little golden bell at the top of it. "Learning is fun," was written in bright yellow letters on the side of the building with art of colorful kites and a rainbow painted on the wall. A sign at the front read "Puppies Junior School" in the sunlight. There were tall green trees and a playground off to the side. The golden old-fashioned bell rang for the start of the day. A blue jay and a cardinal sang from a tree branch as the teacher opened the white curtains.

The Vivziepop lookalike woman wrote "Good morning!" in white chalk on the green blackboard.

"Good morning!" She twirled in a dance, catching her piece of chalk. She wore a white shirt with colorful red cherries on it and a long blue-gray skirt. A green pendant rested on her shirt. She wore cherry earrings and round yellow glasses. Her blonde hair was tied back in a flower-like shape behind her. "Have a bright and sunny day" was written on a poster with a large smiling sun with big eyes on it. Nearby was a calendar and an old boxy computer on a desk. A white daisy was in a flower pot. "The word of the day is harmony," was written on a schedule posted on a board behind the children sitting at desks. The orange curtains by the windows had white math symbols on it. The schedule read "math, history, reading, grammar, science, art and music" as the many school subjects for the days of the week.

"I hope you all did your homework!" she trilled.

The children nodded with a dance to their bodies. One boy wearing an orange shirt spun around in a stool wearing a dunce cap and he faced the wall. The class broke out randomly into song.

"We love to do our homework and we love our teacher too!"

The teacher sang, "And when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do."

"Okay!" they cheered, arms in the air.

She wrote on the board 2 + 6 = 8 and added,

"Two plus six is..."

"Eight!" the class answered.

"And good behavior's..."

"Great!" they chimed in.

"And now it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date."

"It's nine in the morning," sang a blonde boy.

"On January 8th..." added a black girl.

"The sun is out smiling," said a brown haired girl with a bow.

"And it's your husband's birthday!" reminded the dunce boy with his tongue out.

As the class sang "la la la," the teacher found herself scrapping her chalk down in a line on the board. Sweat coated her forehead as the chalk was almost completely broken down. The singing was a constant drone in her head. Her right eye twitched and she turned around.

"Oh my stars, stop singing children! Hush up now!"

The class fell silent.

She put a hand to her forehead. "I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special."

The brown haired girl stood up and said, "Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!"

The teacher and kids gathered around the boxy computer. At the husband's house, a lone sock fell on the call screen that read "wifey" on it.

The screen turned on, and everyone gasped in disbelief.

The teacher's husband was in the process of having sex with another lady!