guys the physical pain and agony I have been in for several days has quite literally got to my head, the painkillers ain't helping, so instead I'm going to write the cringiest, most nausea inducing, horrific and traumatic one shot you'll ever see. Maybe this will help.
[this is 100% satire, I am not like this in real life, I swear.]
Warning for everything cringe, I'm so for real I'm gonna cry
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Basically Mario was just vibing, chilling and eating Peter griffins toes while Smg3 waddled out of Fours room. "Tf?" Meggy said staring at his ugly emo self and Three fell on his knees and began violently sobbing.
"Erm what the sigma." The orange 2 foot tall girl said and stares at 3 and 3 looks at her and wails more
"M-Meggy! M-my u-uwu senpai daddy Chan g-got me pregnant..."
"What the actual fuck." Meggy said and a blueberry named 4 walked out and dabbed before looking at his bbg and scoffed
"You know that is omega behavior! Real alphas don't cry" four said to his kitten and 3 sobbed more
"But d-discord daddy, I just-"
"Erm no!" He exclaimed and turned into a 300hz sine wave
"W-what... you can't do this to me you skibidi slicer!" Emo eggplant looking ass screamed in agony
In the background Mario was doing questionable activities with the spaghetti, not jump rope though because jumping is stinky but meanwhile humpin-
Anyways Meggy was actually so fucking scared of what her friends had become she literally disenagrated into a extreme quantity of particles and pulled no bitches before the rest of the crew saw what the fuck I just wrote and brutally murdered me
pls end me. I'm in pain still, now it's not just physical my brain hurts from writing this. I'm so sorry everyone
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Smg34 Oneshots
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