Smg34 Oneshots

Alien Blues

More angst (w/ a lil' comfort) because honestly I am eating these requests up!!! Requested by @Starrfour and @Sexyminivan (amazing username by the way) I love requests! Please supply me with more anyone TwT /nf

Title is a song because I said so!1!1!1! (Song is by Vundabar if you want to listen to it) I feel like it could fit certain characters >:)

Some of this might be ooc or not compliment to canon, but I honestly don't care- and also I wrote this after a very long day so my writing isn't top notch.

TW: self harm, keep yourself safe peeps

I am desperately single.

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Smg4 had been busy again this week- he started editing his video late, and now had been rushing finishing it. However, he still did his best to make time for his friends- playing games with them, going out with them, stopping the kitchen from burning down after Meggy went inside (honestly, those misogynistic, sexist fucks clearly have never met Meggy if they thought all women belong in a kitchen). However, he couldn't help but notice that wasn't true for another meme guardian...

Smg3 barely came to any of these activities, most of the time claiming that he had to work on his cafe.

This wasn't a sudden change- for the past few weeks, Threes attendance to events had been rather subtly decreasing, but for the past few days Three didn't show up at all, and he rarely answered any messages sent to him.

The thing was, Smg3's cafe excuse wasn't even valid- it hadn't been open for most days, and the days it was open it was often not for the whole day, unlike usual.

Fours meme sense had been off as well- he and Three didn't usually notice each others emotions, but whatever Smg3 was feeling Four had been feeling (of course, not to the full extent, but slightly).

At one of the crews hangouts- which obviously Smg3 didn't show up to-, he had voiced his concern.

"Has anyone else noticed Three being... off?" Smg4 had asked.

The conversation abruptly stopped, and Mario looked up from the spaghetti he was humping, slowly pulling out a rainbow flag, only to be slapped in the face by Meggy.

"Honestly, I've been wondering that too." Tari spoke up, her voice shy and gentle as usual.

Melony looked up. She was oddly close with Three, they had almost what some would call a father-daughter relationship.

She frowned. "I don't know either. He hasn't answered any of my calls or texts, and when I told him I was coming over to the coffee shop, he closed it and locked up."

Smg4's brow furrowed in concern.

"前回のハングアウトを覚えていますか?" [And remember the last hangout?] Saiko added.

"LoL BrO hE wAs sO EdGy FoR nO ReAsOn." Bob agreed. Boopkins nodded.

"And he-" Mario's face melted into one of those horrible weird crying emojis- "called Mario an idiot!" Mario began to violently sob.

"That's because you are an idiot." Meggy said, but scowled. "But I get what your saying- Three has been on-edge and angry- more then usually, in fact, which is saying something- and he doesn't ever hang out with us anymore."

"I can feel something is off," Four agreed. "I almost want to check it out with Smg1 and Two, but at the same time, I feel like Three would get only more upset if he found out."