Dani finally came outside and got into the truck with me!
Dani, "I'm proud of you!"
"For what?"
Dani, "For telling him what it is, and what it's gonna be! He needs to know that the decisions he makes off impulsive are always calculated!"
"Well thanks but I have a feeling he will know soon enough!"
Dani, "Oh I know! Preston told me, it is a publicity stunt placed on him by the team! They wanted to portray him as much more than a playboy and since Karen has been around him consistently in the tabloids, they chose her!"
"That's good! Maybe true love will take its course, now let's go I'm hungry!"
I dropped Koa off at the doggy daycare before heading to the restaurant! When we arrived, Maurice and his dramatics were waiting patiently!
Maurice, "Aww Booga! I seen the news and I want you to know that you can definitely cry on my shoulder!"
"No one is crying Mar, I'm perfectly fine!"
Maurice analyzed me again and realized that I was more than fine and he look puzzled, "I thought Zac was your man?"
"No he isn't! We are just friends!"
Maurice, "Aww hell! The way he was so concerned the other night gave off something different but I can see now that it's not that at all!"
"It's not but I honestly don't want to talk about that, I want to order my food, so I can eat, I'm starving!"
We ordered our food and engaged in small talk, I was so busy talking to them that I didn't see Karen approaching but honestly I didn't care!
Karen, "Oh Hey Fathom!"
"It's Fatima, Chlamydia!"
Karen, "Yeah, Right! I just wanted to let you know that Zac and I are getting married, so you need to stay far away from my husband to be!"
I rose up slowly and Karen was flinching, "Listen Ms. Crabs, I have no interest in anything that belongs to, live with, or talk to you! And as for Zac, you and whatever disease you're infested with can have him! Stop trying to check me about a Fake Proposal, Fake Relationship, and a Ring that you clearly bought yourself! Now March your scrawny ass out of here and go try to convince that man to fall in love with your dusty ass because if I ever get my hands on him, he will forget the day he ever met and befriended your sorry ass! Now poof BITCH BE GONE!"
Karen stormed away pissed and I chuckled because her plan backfired! A hoe like that could never have me pressed over a man that's clearly after me!
Maurice, "Well I'll be damned! She gone be crying all mf night long!"
Dani, "Serves her ass right, thinking she's top dog and Fatima showed her, she's a lil pup!"
"Right! I told his ass I didn't have time for the foolishness with little miss Cooties for Coco Puffs! That's Strike TWO right there and that hoe better pray hard that she doesn't strike out! Cause it's going to be over with for her ass! I'm going to take Zac on the ride of his life!