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I WENT AND SAW THE NEW DEADPOOL MOVIE

I WENT AND SAW THE NEW DEADPOOL MOVIE AND HOLY FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭

IT WAS DEFINITELY BETTER THAN THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER

IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT HOLY CRAP

AND DURING THE PREVIEWS THERE WAS A TRAILER FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD

(And I totally wasn't trying to spot Bucky in the trailer the entire time, I don't know what you're talking about-)

AND THERE WAS ALSO A PREVIEW FOR ANOTHER VENOM MOVIE TOO

AND THERE WAS SOME SURPRISE CAMEOS IN THERE TOO

I SQUEALED AT SOOO MANY SCENES

AND THERE WAS THROWBACKS TO OLDER MARVEL MOVIES AS WELL

AND DON'T WORRY HE DID DO THE FOURTH WALL BREAKS

THE NEXT PART CONTAINS SPOILERS BTW SO BE WARNED..

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NOW I'M NOT GONNA EXPLAIN EVERYTHING... BUT I WANNA RANT A BIT

YOU KNOW WHO WAS IN THIS FUCKIN MOVIE?!?!!

CHRIS 👏 EVANS 👏

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE GOT PRUNED BY THE TVA AND ENDED UP IN THE WASTELAND PLACE AND THEY MET HIS CHARACTER

HE APPEARED AT FIRST WITH LIKE A RAGGED CLOAK ON, THEN HE THREW BACK THE HOOD AND I LITERALLY GASPED AND SAID "HOLY CRAP IT'S CHRIS EVANS!!"

I WAS SITTING THERE THINKING IT WAS A CAPTAIN AMERICA VARIANT. THEN HE KINDA TURNED AROUND TO FACE THE BADGUYS AND WADE WAS LIKE: OMG HE'S GONNA SAY AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

BUT NOPE HE SAID: FLAME ON! AND TURNED INTO HIS JOHNNY TORCH THING

AND HE CUSSED UP A STORM (pun intended)

AND I WAS SITTING THERE SPEECHLESS THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE I'M USED TO CHRIS PLAYING AS SOMEONE WHO IS SERIOUS AS FUCK

AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS IN THIS MOVIE?!??

HAPPY 👏 HOGAN 👏

WADE WAS IN A MEETING WITH HIM TO TRY AND GET INTO THE AVENGERS

AND IN THE OFFICE WAS A BUNCH OF THINGS FROM THE OTHER MOVIES AND I WAS SO CLOSE TO TEARS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

THERE WAS THE OFFICE DESK THING FROM IRON MAN 2, YOU KNOW THE DESK THING THAT TONY TRIED TO GET TO STOP MOVING BUT IT WOULDN'T

AND THERE WAS ALSO THE PICTURE OF PETER AND TONY FROM ENDGAME

THE SAME EXACT PICTURE THAT INSPIRED TONY TO TRY AND SEE IF TIME TRAVEL WAS POSSIBLE

AND AT ONE POINT WHEN WADE WAS IN THE TVA, HE WAS SHOWN CLIPS OF THE AVENGERS...

AND IT WAS A BUNCH OF SCENES FROM THE OTHER MOVIES

AND I TEARED UP IMMEDIATELY

OH AND AT ONE POINT WADE WAS JUMPING THROUGH TIMELINES

AND HE RAN INTO HULK

AND BEFORE HULK PUNCHED HIM, WADE SAID (well started to say) I AM A GOD YOU DULL CREATURE-

AND AT THE END OF THE MOVIE AFTER EVERYTHING WENT DOWN, WADE TURNED TO LOGAN AND WAS LIKE: YOU WANT SHWARMA? THE AVENGERS DISCOVERED IT

AND THERE WAS A LOT OF FIGHTING BETWEEN WADE AND LOGAN, IT WAS SO FUNNY

THERE WAS ALSO A BUNCH OF DEADPOOL VARIANTS INCLUDING A DOG AND A BABY (don't worry they weren't harmed)

AND THERE WAS A COWBOY DEADPOOL AND I WAS FAWNING OVER HIM THE WHOLE TIME YOU HAVE NO IDEA

THE ENDSCENE WAS FUNNY, NOT REALLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TBH

AND I DON'T KNOW WHO STARTED THE FUCKIN RUMOR THAT TOM HIDDLESTON AND OWEN WILSON WERE ON THE CAST LIST

BUT THEY FUCKIN LIED

THEY WEREN'T IN THE MOVIE AT ALL, EVEN IN THE ENDSCENE

AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE ENDSCENE

Ok, that's all I wanna rant about right now, but if you wanna ask questions about the movie, I'll gladly share more lol