Yin and Yang (Detentionaire) *slow updates*

Episode 4. Math Math Revolution

Tina: [over the intercom] "Would the following students report to Room 113b? Irwin Dexter and Brad Myers."

Lee: [messing with his phone] "C'mon, Radcircles, what's your password already? Rad? Nope. Rat? Nope. Bad?"

[Lee passes a group of emos. As he walks by, they snicker at him.]
Camillio: [running up to him] "Ping! Yo, bro!" [Lee offers his right hand for a fist bump.] "Oh did you uh, uh, wash that hand?"

Lee: "What?"

Camillio: "Wha, you don't know?" [He pulls out his phone and shows Lee an obviously photoshopped picture of Lee picking his nose.]

Lee: "Whoa!" [poking at the screen] "C'mon, that's not even my finger. Where'd you get this?"

Camillio: "It was emailed schoolwide. Everyone's seen it, bro!"

Lee: "Emailed? From who?" [suspicious] "Wait! Was it Radcircles?" [checking the sender's address] "Nah, it's from IPFrehley@anigmahigh.com."
[Three cheerleaders walk past, giggling at Lee.]
Cheerleader #1: "Ew!"

Cheerleader #2: "That's disgusting."

Camillio: "Hey, it's fake, okay!" [to Lee] "Aw man, you–we–someone has to do like damage control pronto man, stat! Right away, you know, like, uh, asap!"
Lee: "It's a fake picture. No one's gonna fall for it." [walking away] "I don't have time for this."

Camillio: "Are you loco in the coco?" [chasing after Lee] "This is the kind of thing that could totally blow our new cool rep man!"

[Lee collides with Brandy at a hallway intersection.]
Brandy: [irate] "Watch where you're–" [recognizing Lee] "Oh. Hi."
[Lee gathers Brandy's dropped books and holds them out in his left hand. Brandy blanches and runs the other way.]
Brandy: "Uh, gotta go."

Lee: [calling after her] "Your books!"

Camillio: "Unh, it's worse than I thought! Your girlfriend won't even talk to you, bro!"

Lee: "She's not my girlfriend, she's–" [someone covers his eyes] " who is this?"

Kiara: (giggles) guess ," mr boogeyman"

Lee: (smiles) " Kiara "

Lee is in his homeroom class, and that of course means the morning news. Chaz is preening himself , Trent trying to not gag while Tina talks.]

Tina: "...in summary, there'll be no more–" [swallowing a gag] "–turkey lasagna for lunch. Ever."

Trent: "Thanks for the information, Tina , now I know what to avoid if it comes back."

[Lee taps on his phone. Holger leans over to look.]

Lee: "Holger, it wasn't me!" [He shows Holger the picture.] "It's fake!"

Holger: "Phewf! 'Cause in Holger country, only president put finger inside nose."

Kiara" wait, what do you mean by that?"

Chaz: "In less snoozy news, here's a little nugget, pardon the pun. Everyone's seen the email of booger-picker prankster Lee Ping?" [He holds up the picture, which he printed out.] "Could this be the end of his popularity ride?"