Episode 13. The Hair Incident

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[Biffy is running as fast as he can in order to try and make it to school on time. Unfortunately, he trips on a rock in the walkway and ends up slamming into a nerd at full speed, causing the nerd to drop his books and land in the bushes. Biffy looks down at the casualty.]

Biffy: "Sorry."

Nerd: "I'm okay."

Vice Principal Victoria: "Biffy T. Goldstein."

Biffy: "Morning, Vice Principal Victoria." [He looks at the nerd he bumped into.] "I know, I know. Detention."

[Chaz, Trent and Tina are doing the school news.]

Tina: "Good morning, A. Nigma High, I'm Tina Kwee, "

Trent: " I'm Trent Parker..."

Chaz: [talking over her] " and I'm Chaz Monerainian, and I am still awesome. This is your morning news."
[While Tina tries to regain control, Holger plays with his new pen, which has a fake fishbowl on the end.]

Kiara(amused) " Wow, Holger that's an interesting pen you got there

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Kiara(amused) " Wow, Holger that's an interesting pen you got there." 

Lee: [amused] "Yeah Holger, could you find a bigger pen?"

Holger: "Ya." [He holds up a pen with a snow globe featuring two skaters on the end.] "Always!"(Kiara giggles at Holger's childlike enthusiasm being cute) 

Lee: "Dude, I was kidding."

Trent: "Today's top story–"

Chaz: "Is that my big special report, that you won't wanna miss, is only two days away! That's Friday! Live! On–" [singing] "–Chaz's Corner!" [normally] "Don't miss it."(Trent rolls his eyes)  [Tina pulls out a ceremonial knife.] "AAAH!"

Trent(disgusted) " ugh, Tina! What is that?" 

Tina: "Are hair extensions harmless accessories for your head?"
[Chaz taps at the knife, revealing that it's just a blonde hair extension.]

Tina: "This fake hair nearly drowned star swimmer Brad Von Chillstein!"

[A picture of Brad swimming near a drain clogged with hair extensions is shown. He is then shown with his foot caught in the hair, unable to reach the surface.]

Chaz: [unempathetic] "Glug glug glug glug glug I'm drowning." [Tina is shown rescuing Brad. While Trent is kneeling on the edge of the pool, grabbing Tina's hand to drag her and Brad to safety. ] "Gee, nice photo op, Tina. Yawn.(Trent smacks Chaz upside the head as he glares at him.) OW! (Ignoring him, Trent smiles to Tina.)

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