Episode 12. The Down With Lee Club

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[A streetcar rolls down the street. Lee, Cam, and Holger are on board.]
Camillio: "Why so happy, pappy? You do know we're headed to school, right?"

Lee: "My mom said if I get an A on today's math test, I can have the weekend free! Do you know what that means?"

Camillio: "You can do my chores for me on Saturday?"

Lee: [smirking] "No, it means no grounding! And the best part, it's math! I own that!"

Camillio: "So...maybe you caught a peek at the test, uh? You know? Over scrambled huevos with Mommy?"

Holger: "Lee! This is much excitement. Your math skills are like me making zhe juggle of the random objects." [He plucks a bunch of balls from his backpack and throws them into the air.] "Whee! Juggling!"
[Various commuters complain as they get pelted with the balls.]

Irate Woman: "Ow! Excuse me!"

Holger: "Oh! Sorry!"

[When the group gets to school, Lee opens his locker and finds something inside stinking it up.]
Lee: [covering his nose] "Ugh. Whoa! Gross, what is that?"

Holger: [taking a whiff] "Uch. Smell like the fresh zeedenberries, ooh, if a schnauzer was making zhe doo-doo on them."

Camillio: [smelling it] "Aw, dude, stink bomb, homes! Looks like the work of a real pro, man."

Lee: "How can you tell?"

Camillio: [pulling a pie out of Lee's locker] "'Cause it's all clever and stuff. It's meringue, bro. It like, absorbs the smell?"

Lee: "You sure seem to know a lot about this."

Camillio: "Hey. When your best pal is framed as the ultimate prankster, you sorta pick up a thing or two." [elbowing Lee] "Dude. Kiara."
[Cam walks away as Kiara and Tina walks up to Lee.]

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Kiara: " Hey, Lee and(smells the air and covers her nose.) ..Ugh!"

Tina: "Uch! What in the world is that smell?"

Lee: [shutting his locker] "Apparently it's a stink bomb."

Kiara: [grinning] "Your newest prank backfire on you?"

Lee: [faking a laugh] "Listen, I know these last few weeks have been strange."(Tina sees what's happening and sneaks off leaving the two alone.)

Kiara: "To say the least. After everything that happened, I thought this was going to be a normal school year for me being a transfer."

Lee: "Yeah, but–I guess I was wondering if I could sorta, y'know, try and, make things up for you? Say, Friday night?"

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