Yin and Yang (Detentionaire) *slow updates*

Episode 7. 28 Sneezes Later

[All around A. Nigma High, students are wandering around sneezing, noses buried in tissues. It seems a cold epidemic has hit the school.]

Lee: [leaning against his locker with a music player] "Even if it does mess me up, I have to listen to it." [wiping his brow] "And it's not like it could make me feel any worse right now."

[Lee turns on the song. A few seconds in, he hears a voice.]
Recorded Voice: "Switch the bag."

Lee: "What was that?" [He rewinds.]

Recorded Voice: "Switch the bag."

Lee: "Someone saying 'switch the bag'?"

Kiara : " who's switching the bag ?" 

Lee: " oh its nothing, i just want to know..."

[The bell for classes rings, and Lee  and Kiara heads off to their first class of the day.]

Chaz and Tina seem to have escaped the ravages of the disease, as they look fine while doing the morning news.]

Tina: "Good morning, A. Nigma High, I'm Tina Kwee. And unfortunately Trent Parker isn't here today, because he's at home with the Flu. "

Chaz: "And more importantly, I'm Chaz Monerainian. And in case you weren't horribly aware, a terrible flu is ripping through the school!" [putting on a flu mask] "But this is one student who won't be going down without a fight. How's my hair?"
[The students watching the news are unimpressed by Chaz's self-absorption.]

Holger: [looking at Lee] "Oh, Lee don't look so good." [Lee sneezes.]

Kiara: " I know " ( puts a hand on Lee's forehead to feel his temperature) 

Lee: "I think I got what everyone else has."

Holger: [holding out a smelly dish] "Have some of Mama's germ-go-bye-bye pie. Make you strong like ox." [sniffing the food] "Mmm. Handsome like ox, too."

Kiara :(disgusted) " ewww,  gross! Holger!"

[Lee gags and waves Holger away.]

Holger: [retaking his seat] "It's made from beluga gills and chicken legs with a tad of wild nikselnorf. You know, so you no get snotty in the face mouth."

[Holger picks some food up with his hands and stuffs it into his mouth. He then offers the rest to Lee , who struggles to keep from puking (same with Kiara ) .]
Tina: "As with all common flus, it's best to drink plenty of water and get lots of rest."

Holger: "Holger eat extra so no get sick. Me no miss big special premiere of movie, Space Zombie Virus. 3. First hundred people getting cool space zombie masks."

Chaz: "Is it the Chilean Pigeon flu? The Parisian Fruie-Fru Flu? The dreaded–" [dramatically] "–space. Zombie. Flu?"
[Holger gasps in shock. Across the school, Cam has the same reaction.]

Kiara: " Zombie Flu?"

Holger gasps in shock. Across the school, Cam has the same reaction.]
Tina: [trying to regain control of the broadcast] "Ahem. A. Nigma High, it's just a normal everyday flu. No need to panic."

Chaz: "No, panic now! Before the coughing, sneezing, itchy butt cramps, and crazy hallucinations turn your brain into space zombie goo!"

[Barrage walks onto the set.]
Principal General Barrage: [grabbing a microphone] "Okay you snot-dripping, cough-splattering bleeuagh! Whenever I get sick my robot parts get all loopdy-loo. Listen up! We might all be as sick as Sam Dog! But I'm not going home to Mama. And neither is anyone else!" [His robot arm starts spinning wildly, and he uses his human one to stop it.] "We ain't gonna let some eeny-meeny chicken linguini virus beat us! We! Stay! The course!" [threateningly] "We're A. Nigma High."