Yin and Yang (Detentionaire) *slow updates*

Episode 6: Dudes of Darkness

Lee is riding on a trolley and checking out the recorded output of the Dudes of Darkness.]
Camillio: [boarding the trolley] "No way! That would never happen!"

Holger: [walking with Cam] "Yes way, it would always happen!"

Camillio: "Yo, Lee, you gotta settle this bro. If you're a zombie, kay, are you gonna launch your sneak attack in a subway, or in like a, a stinking sewer?"

Holger: "But keep in noodle, in sewer, many delicious rats. Delicious! Ja."

Camillio: "There's no rats in a game, dude! Then you wouldn't even need a sneak attack! You can't feed him info that's not there."
Holger: "Ambiance. Holger set mood."

Camillio: "Ah, mood, schmood."

Holger: "No mood pombersmood!"

Lee: "Guys! I have bigger problems than another video game squabble. (Happy) But thanks to Kiara,  She saved me from being mega grounded. " Lee looks out the window to see Kiara in her dad's car driving to school. The car speeds off to the school, as Lee smiles.

Lee: " Also I've been listening to the DoD songs, and they're metal, not techno. And they don't even have the prank song up on their site." [The bus stops, and Lee grabs his backpack.]

Camillio: "Hombre, you're gonna drive yourself crazy with all this prank stuff."

Lee: [getting off with his friends] "Yeah, but–DJ Lynch said the Dudes of Darkness gave him the prank song to play at the party. It must be theirs! And so they must have–"

Holger: [excited] "The super-fantastic taste in music?"

Lee: "No! They must have done the prank! How else does their 'unknown techno song' end up hosting the big prank?"

Camillio: "Uh, what?"

Lee: "Uhkay, you guys are both clueless." [He walks away.]

Camillio: [gesturing to Holger] "Aw he's way more clueless than me."

Holger: "Fft. If as."

Lee: [as they approach the school] "I'm telling you, that song has some sort of hypnotic effect. Don't either of you remember? From, the party?"

Camillio: "Dude you can't hypnotize people in real life. That's TV and comic book stuff cabron."

Lee: "Have you blocked out my tenth birthday party? The hypnotist? The Amazing Finnwich? You as a monkey?"

Camillio: [annoyed] "Please, homeslice. If there's one thing I can guarantee it's that nobody can be hypno–"

Lee: "Butterscotch."

[Cam instantly begins imitating an upset monkey. Holger cowers behind Lee in fear.]

Holger: [scared] "Monkey!"

Lee: "Ooh. Sorry Holg. Forgot about your blinding fear of primates."
[Cam leads the way into the school, still acting like a monkey. Lee and Holger follow him to their lockers. Meanwhile Kiara was walking down the hall with a guitar case, looking rather confused by the display going on.]

Lee: "Queen of hearts."

Camillio: [reverting to normal] "–notized. Nobody can penetrate this mind anyway!" [He realizes where they are.] "Hey, when did we come in here?"