Yin and Yang (Detentionaire) *slow updates*

Episode 8. Disco History Time

[Tina, Trent and Chaz are doing the school news. Chaz refreshes his hairstyle with a burst of hairspray.]

Tina: "Good morning, A. Nigma High students! I'm Tina Kwee!" [She tries to waft Chaz's hairspray away.]

Trent:" (coughs but clears up quickly) I'm Trent Parker !"

Chaz: "And I'm Chaz Monerainian. You probably heard the buzz that this Friday is the annual Founder's Day play."

Tina: "Where we celebrate our first principal, the great patriot Alexander Nigma."

Lee: [in class] "Dude's got a serious beard."

Kiara: " why? do you want on? Because if so, I think you'll look good with a little facial hair." (As she rubs his chin with her hand, Lee giggles and pushes her hand away as Kiara smiles)

Lee:" (bashful) stop." 

Trent: "Play tryouts are at lunch, so come one, come all."

Chaz: [using hairspray again] "Yeah, rumor has it our very own Tina Kwee 'wrote' this year's play." [laughing] "I didn't believe it either. I mean, she can barely read the news, poor gal. But the real news story is I, me, yours truly, the Chaz, will be taking the title role again, thanks. And I just had a facial, so get ready, people!.....*WAM!"  Ow! (Gets a hit on the head from Trent  off screen.) 

In class, Lee's phone buzzes. He picks it up and realizes he's gotten an email.]

Lee: [checking the address] "Radcircles@anigmahigh? No way!" [to Kiara and Holger] "The guy who set me up for the prank!" [He opens the email and reads it.] "Knock knock. What?"

Kiara: (leans over to look) " why a knock knock joke?"

Trent: (glares at Chaz as he rubs his head)  (whispers angrily) " take smack about her and your going to get it!" 

Tina: [condescendingly] "Anyway If you want to play Alexander Nigma, you have to audition like everyone else."

Chaz: "That's funny, but I've got an in with the writer. Hello, we work together. How about a little professional courtesy?" [Tina slaps him.] "Ow!"

Kiara:(proudly) " that's my girl "

Holger: [entertained] "Oh, Chaz. You never learn!" [He giggles.] "This show is so good."

Lee: [sending a response] "Who are you and why did you set me up?"( Kiara looks at him cautiously )

Holger: [trying to toss cheese puffs into his mouth] "Ooh-wee!" [He topples over backwards.]

Cam is rapping in the halls while Holger beatboxes for him.]

Camillio: "The name's A. Nigma and I'm here to say, I'm especially cool on Founder's Day. With a big tall hat and a styling beard, I'm from another century, ese! That's like, totally weird!"

Holger: [happy] "Again. Again!"

Tina: [on the intercom] "Would the following students report to Room 113b." [annoyed] "Chaz Monerainian–" [normally] "–and Wayne Duncan."

Camillio: "Dude I'm totally gonna get the lead."

Lee: [walking up with Kiara ] "You guys are trying out for the play?" [to Cam] "I thought you said plays were lame."