That's right I'm making this a recurring thing because why not!
Tale #1: King Chalv
King Chandler was on his throne pissed off
King Chandler: When's the TV coming back from the workshop!
Alethea: Sorry your highness. You have to wait till tomorrow for the TV.
King Chandler: Since when!
Alethea: Well for the whole week I kept telling you how many days were left
King Chandler: Whatever, bring me some entertainment!
Alethea told the knights to bring entertainment, and they sent over Stacy
Stacy: Do you want me to make you happy with my mouth~
Chandler: No you're ugly. GUARDS EXECUTE HER! ALSO I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR SEXUAL SHIT!
The guards took stacy away (secretly didn't execute her because of their hearts) and brought their King a jester.
Jester Will: uh sup.
King Chandler: Tell me a joke!
Jester Will: Of course, um..... yesterday I went to my mailbox to see if my grandmother sent me a letter, and she didn't! We need a way to talk to each other without being in the same place!
King Chandler: Dude seriously. That joke fucking sucks dick.
Jester Will: Well I only got this job because we didn't have enough knight suits so they spined a wheel and it landed on me.
King Chandler: GUARDS EXECU-
Jester Will: HELL NO! Your not executing me because I can't do the job I didn't want. You know what, EXECUTE THE KING!
The guards were extremely glad to do so.
Alethea: Who's going to rule the kingdom now?
Jester Will: you Alethea, your nice and understanding enough to know what to do. 🙂
Alethea: Ok if you think so.
As soon as they sat down on the royal chair he farted.
Alethea: *blushes* excuse me.
Jester Will: your acting like a king already, good for you!
Tale #2: Harold Sucks
It was a dark and stormy night. Well not really but it was nighttime and Harold was walking to the store
Harold: Huh what's on that tree?
Harold realized it was a bat. However the bat sucked the life outta Harold and turned him into a vampire!
Harold: I feel strange, I feel a want for BLOOD!
Harold soon went back to the apartment complex and went into Trent's room.
Trent: huh? Harold?
Harold: Uh yeah sup Trent
Trent: What are you doing?
Harold: Uhhhhhh
Trent: harold, are you gay?
Harold: What are you talking about! I have a girlfriend, oh my God that would probably be easier *leaves*
Trent: I didn't know he was bi?
Cut to Harold flying up to Luna's front window.
Luna: *opens door* Harold, how'd you get up here? There's no tree or anything
Harold: Dosen't matter. What does matter is *bites cheek* (Cheek on your face, not booty cheek ya perv)
Luna: Ow! Harold! *farts*
Harold: *inhales fart* What's that smell?
Luna: Sorry babe my mom says I need to eat healthier foods so I had garlic before going to bed.
Luna kept ripping garlicky farts and it caused Harold to burn alive.
Luna: My boyfriend was a vampire!! I thought he was biting my cheek to show off his heterosexuality!
Tale #3: Ned Bond
Ned Bond was assigned a mission to defeat the EVIL Mr. Garken who currently has his son Issac kidnapped.
Mr. Garken: Hey Issac, if I ordered fries would you eat some because I would feel like a fat slob to be the only one eating them.
Issac: Let me out of this cage!
Mr. Garken: Your lame right now, how about you The Tweeter
The Tweeter: tweet
Mr. Garken: See! I mean he said no but at least he wasn't being lame!
Ned then fell through the glass ceiling. Mr. Garken immediately shot and killed him.
Issac: Damn it Dad.
Issac then farted
Issac: Why did you make me do that?
Because the other 2 Tales had farts in them.
Issac: whatever
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Undersquad Volume lV
HumorI know what you're thinking. Just another regular volume, I think NOT well ok a good amount of it is regular undersquad stuff, butt there's also a recurring story arc in here as well! WARNING: homophobia, sexism, and I'm truly going to cut down on...
