Undersquad Volume lV

Nikko's Party

The undersquad went to their desks and found envelopes. They opened them and at lunch they talked about it.

Harold: I can't believe we got invited to Nikko's party!

Trent: Who's Nikko?

Issac: She's an 8th grader and she's known for having the best parties!

Chandler: That's impressive considering that girls are never known for being chill. Or nice. Or not being completel cunts!

Harold: That brings me to the next point. How did you get an invite?

Chandler: Because I'm awesome! She must've invited all of you because you know me!

Issac: whatever, I'm going to try to get on Nikko's nice side so I can get to more parties!

Trent: Issac you shouldn't force friendship, it should come naturally.

Chandler: A relationship is like a fart. Force it and get shit

Trent: shut up fatass

Cut to Will waking up Penelope

Will: Penelope wake up!

Penelope: why?

Will: Because we got shot at yesterday! We need to get the town to help us!

Penelope: They wouldn't care.

Will: Dude they were saying nice things towards you when I first came hear

Penelope: Really? 😢

Will: yes.

Penelope: Ok let's go get there help then!

Cut to Chandler putting a guitar in his apartment and Trent noticed

Trent: Dude why do you have a guitar?

Chandler: Look pussy, I mean Trent, I mean pussy. People at parties are known for 1 thing. And I wanna be remembered! So I'm gonna be guitar guy.

Chandler then went into his apartment and started playing his guitar. He played a few strings before shaking his head and hands and shouting

Chandler: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY!

He then destroyed his guitar on the ground.

Chandler: ok so I'm not the guitar guy. Guitar guy's are stupid anyway.

Cut to Will and Penelope talking to the town.

Will: Ok townsfolk! Some shot at me and Penelope yesterday and we need to protect ourselves! And we need you're help!

Guy: So? Who cares?!

Penelope: Did I mention I ALSO got shot at

Everyone in town was instantly on their side, Cut to the squad at the front of Nikko's house.

Harold: Chandler. Why. The. Hell. Are you dressed like that!

Chandler: I've figured out what I'm going to be! I'm gonna be a magician! And a non faggy one!

Issac: Just don't talk to me while I'm hanging out with Nikko ok? I need to get her to see how cool I am.

Harold: Why do you care so much about this dude? It's a party!

Issac: Because I've always wanted to be a partier! It's been a dream of mine since forever! I need this!

Chandler: And I need to be remembered for being a guy in these parties!

Trent: And I need you guys to understand that it's just a party, it's not that big of a deal.

Harold: And I......I don't really have a goal.

The squad went into the party and they each went their separate ways. Trent was drinking in the corner, Chandler was desperately trying to show off that he was a magician, despite not knowing any tricks. And Issac was trying and failing to find Nikko, however she eventually got a microphone and started speaking.

Nikko: Sup everyone! I would like to dedicate this party to Jason. Since he has deal with a broken arm!

Jason: *whispers to himself* can I just get one day where I don't have to get attention.

Nikko: We love you Jason!

Chandler immediately grabbed the microphone away from Nikko

Chandler: I am the magician in case you forgot about that!

Spencer: Well then why don't you do a trick!

Chandler: uuuuuuhhhhhh

Just then everyone noticed Nikko's parents car pulling up. Everyone screamed and left until only Nikko and the squad remained

Nikko: oh jeez! They came back early! Can you guys help me out!

Issac: OF COURSE! I mean um, sure whatever bruh

Harold: So what do we do?

Nikko: We leave and pretend that someone ransacked our house! Now everyone crawl on the ground and leave.

They all did what she said however during the middle of it issac was near Nikko's booty and she farted directly in issac's face.

Issac: *coughs aggressively* Why does this smell so bad!

Nikko: I had some bad pizza. That's a bad pizza fart your breathing in.

Issac: oh God. That's it I'm leaving!

Issac got up and was about to leave until Nikko grabbed his arm.

Nikko: Look. I'm gonna level with you all. I don't have any real friends.  People love my parties but they never actually hang out with me!

Chandler: We're supposed to care because?

Nikko: I guess no reason. You should go.

Trent: No.

Everyone looked suprised

Trent: Look your a good person Nikko, and we should help you. Come on

The 5 of them somehow were able to clean it all up and left before Nikko's parents came home. A few hours later Nikko knocked on their doors.

Nikko: I just came to say Thanks. Your the first people to help me clean up after a party. Thank you!

Issac: Oh um it's well uh

Nikko gave issac a kiss on the cheek and left

Issac: *blushed*

Chandler: EW!

Cut to Will and Penelope relaxing in their home

Will: Well I'm glad that now we got the town on our side.

Penelope: Definitely