Some of the squad were playing cowboys vs native americans. Harold, Trent, and Alethea were cowboys and Issac, Arthur, and Jason were native Americans. The cowboys were making their way to the native americans hideout, which was just a huge rock.
Trent: Yee haw cowboys! We gonna get dem native's!
Harold: Y'know you don't have to get so into it right
Alethea: Why not? YEE HAW!
Harold: oh boy
Cut to the native Americans, Issac and Jason were coughing like hell
Arthur: What's wrong fella's?
Issac: What's wrong is that your covered in dust and dirt! Don't you ever shower?
Arthur: My family can't afford running water
Just then the cowboys surrendered them until Chandler showed up in futuristic clothes.
Harold: God dammit Chandler! There were no future bullcrap back in these days!
Chandler: meh old timey records are shotty at best, besides this stuff is actually painful unlike what you're handling
Harold: This stuff can be painful!
Harold ended up accidentally shooting his gun at Jason's arm
Arthur: So who's the one you don't wanna hang out with now?!
Issac: Still you dude
Cut to the beginning of class the next day
Mr. Garken: Alright class so apparently yesterday Jason got his arm shot at. Yes this does make him a loser. ButT it also means that instead of teaching you demon spawns I get to sit on my ass and watch you kids help and support Jason! What do you have to say about that Jason?
Jason: um.....I don't need that much help
Mr. Garken: LOUDER JASON I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Jason: I DON'T NEED TOO MUCH HELP!
Mr. Garken: Well to bad you lucky bastard! Hey Tweety, let's get drunk!
Tweety: tweet
And with that the 2 of them left
Stacy: like hey like Jason, can I like sign your cast?
Jason: Sure
And with that everyone in the class other than the main squad was desperate to sign his cast. Cut to lunch.
Harold: Guys I feel terrible! Poor Jason
Issac: Don't worry about it, look
The squad looked at someone trying to make themselves a seat for Jason
Jason: Lily it's fine I don't need help!
Lily: oh it's fine, here
She hugged Jason so hard that he farted. Lily then went to Jason's butt and inhaled his fart
Lily: MMMMMMMMMMM smells like syrup!
Jason: *gets extremely flustered*
Cut to Will and Penelope hanging out. Well until someone tryed to shoot them! Luckily they ducked and they managed to be fine.
Will: The fuck was that?!
Cut to Harold, school ended and he was walking by himself, however he saw Jason sitting on a bench.
Jason: Hey Harold, can you sit with me for a second
Harold: Um ok. Look Jason I'm sorry about shooting you. I feel like such a dick and I
Jason: It's fine, I just wanted to not make you feel guilty. Hell when the doctor asked how I got the bullet wound I said I feel down some stairs
The 2 of them laughed and Harold replied with
Harold: Thanks for being chill Jason. 🙂
Jason: of course 🙂. I'm just upset that everyone's so hyperfoused on my cast.
Harold: Don't worry Jason people will stop caring pretty soon, people are like that.
Jason then leaned his butt in harold's direction and farted
Harold: uh ok reveal time. I kinda have a fart fetish. 😣
Jason: Oh! I don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable! Here
Jason moved the fart towards harold's nose
Harold: *inhales* Smells great bro
The 2 then fist bumped.
Meanwhile With Eva
Eva: So? How did shooting at them worked.
?2: It failed
Eva: How?!
?1: They ducked
Eva: oh yeah makes sense. Well if they don't want to die the easy way, then they'll die the hard way! *evil laugh*
*the ?'s made a weird sounding laughs*
Eva: ew no stop.
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Undersquad Volume lV
HumorI know what you're thinking. Just another regular volume, I think NOT well ok a good amount of it is regular undersquad stuff, butt there's also a recurring story arc in here as well! WARNING: homophobia, sexism, and I'm truly going to cut down on...
