Life of a Wedgie Masochist

What happens to Nerds that do all the Jock's homework and projects

As the primary nerd at Bullsworth High, either you do all the Jock's homework, tests, and projects on time and get them all A+'s or you do Jock's homework, tests, and projects on time but get them a C+. It doesn't matter how well of a job I do for the Jocks, they will always reward me by using my head as a toilet brush giving me swirlies, they will always reward me by making my ass swallow my Tighty Whities splitting my ass in half until they are hanging from rope or snapped onto my chin. They will always reward me by giving me a wet willy. They will always reward me by shoving me into a trashcan. The Jocks will always bully a nerd like me no matter what. It didn't matter that I got them good grades or completed all their assignments for them on time, It was my job as a Nerd. Because I did their homework for them or got them good grades I never received any hospitable friendly treatment from the Jocks, I was never put on a pedestal for being their Nerd, if anything it helped me be bullied more by the Jocks.

I was walking up to the two Jocks in the hallway to give them their homework that I did for them.

"Hey Jock's I got your homework, you are getting an A+ on it. Your last assignments I got both of you A+'s on." I told them as I handed the Jock his completed homework.

"THANKS LOSER, SINCE YOUR NERDY ASS HAS BEEN DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A REWARD!" The Jock states.

"Whats the reward Jock?" I asked the Jock wondering if the rewards anything good.

"WELL HOW ABOUT I SPLIT YOUR ASSHOLE INTO TWO AND USE YOUR FACE TO CLEAN A COUPLE TOILETS LOSER!" The Jock yells before he spins me around and fishes out the waistband of my Tighty Whities.

"WAIT NO DON'T DO THA- AHHHHHH WEDGIE!" I begged before screaming as the Jock rammed my Tighty Whities up my ass using them to floss my asshole.

"HOPEFULLY YOU DIDN'T FORGET TO WIPE NERD!" The Jock screams as hes carrying me by the legholes of my Tighty Whities carrying all the way into the bathroom. He drops me down infront of the first toilet in the bathroom. Before I can say anything he shoves me headfirst into the toilet giving me a swirlie as I scream underwater. He yanks my Tighty Whities up my ass giving me wedgies while giving me swirlies using my face to clean the skidmarks on the sides of the toilet bowls. The first toilet was clean. He picked me up by my Tighty Whities and dropped me infront of the second toilet and did the same thing ramming my Tighty Whities up my ass as he used my face as a toilet brush to clean the toilet. He picked up to the third and final toilet and this time used his foot to shove my face into the toilet while he used both arms using my Tighty Whities and my ass to workout his biceps as I screamed underwater finally cleaning all the toilets.

"GOOD JOB TOILET BRUSH! HOWEVER WE FORGOT ONE MORE THING." The Jock yells as he picks me up by my Tighty Whities and drops me off infront of a urinal. He uses his foot to shove me face first into the bottom of the urinal as he constantly keeps hitting the flush button on top, waterboarding me in a urinal while flossing my asshole with my Tighty Whities.

"ALRIGHT LOSER, TIME TO HANG YOU UP SO YOU CAN DRY!" The Jock screams as he carrys me by my Tighty Whities and hangs my Tighty Whities onto the top of a locker door and slams it shut leaving my Tighty Whities locked in place.

"LATER LOSER! HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR REWARD HAHAHA THANKS FOR ALL THE A+'S NERD!" The Jock degraded me as I hung by my Tighty Whities stuck in the middle of the hallway.

A couple hours later I finally found the quarterback of the football team out in the middle of the schoolyard by the trees. I walked up to him and his friend group of Jocks.

"Alright Jock's I got your homework assignments all done and I turned in your guys tests so you guys will be getting an A+ on that and on the other homework I turned in for you guys." I informed the quarterback and the other group of Jocks. They all stared at me.