MayHem 2

Come through

When May got out of the shower and laid down, she kind of felt bad about the way she spoke to Jermaine, but he needed to hear it. Then she started to wonder why would Melissa stay with Jermaine, I mean it's none of her business, but why? She must really love him. Love.. She chuckles at the word. She doesn't even know the meaning. She doesn't even know how it feels, but she does know how it feels to be hurt.

**Flashback** (Back in college)

Something has been on May's mind for a while now, and she finally feels she is ready to take the next step. She's been wanting to lose her virginity. Not even knowing how to go about it, she tries to hook up her first booty call. Knowing Josiah for a month now, she really felt like they have a connection. She has never seen him with a female so she just assumed he was single. I mean it fits perfectly.

May: (Calls Josiah)...

Josiah: (Picks up) What's up?

May: Uh.. (Plays with fingers) what you doing?

Josiah: It's past mid-night, I'm just laying down May... What you need?

May: Can you ... uh... come through..(Tries sexy voice)

Josiah: Alright, i'll be over there in about 20 minutes.

May: YAY! I mean.. Cool, cool. (Hangs up phone and happy dances)...

As she celebrates, it just hits her. She just asked Josiah for a booty-call. She flops back down on the sofa and tries to collect her thoughts. The first tries to find a sexy outfit. Looking into her closet, there is nothing but sweats, t-shirts, a few blouses, and jeans. Completely annoyed with herself, she pulls out some black leggings and a black crop top. Looking at herself in a long mirror, she realizes that her butt looks GOOD in some leggings. THAT'S WHY GIRLS WEAR LEGGINGS ALL THE TIME.. Shaking her head and laughing at herself, she googles how to romantic while having sex. She pulls up an article recommending strawberries, whip cream, candles, and rose petals. Getting excited about how she has like 20 candles, she lights them up all in the front room. She walks into the kitchen and looks for whip cream. Sadly all she has is a can of spray cheese in a can... Good enough. Finally she pulls plastic rose petals off a flower, shaking her head at the fact that people would actually use real flower petals. Those poor roses... Throwing the petals on the floor all over the front room, she hurries and stomps on the ones that started burning because of the candles... Last but not least, she turns on porn. She needs to at least know what she's getting herself into right...

May: (Gags)... WHAT THE HELL... HE JUST.. (gulps and shivers) he just ejected on her face..(Thinks to herself) it is called ejected right. (shrugs)...(Switches to another one called anal surprise).. Hm..(Watches the beginning).. NOPE NO ! (Turns it off and throws phone)...

As she tries to get that horrible picture out of her head, she hears a knock on the door. It seemed like time slowed down while she walked to the door. With a knot in her chest, she finally gets the courage to open the door.

Josiah: About time, there is like a ton of bugs out here. (Walks inside and looks at the room)...

He stops and analyses the room... burnt rose petals, candles, and (he squints)...

Josiah: (Laughs) Is that my Easy cheese? (Looks at May's outfit and puts everything together)...(Bursts out laughing) DID YOU CALL ME OVER FOR A BOOTYCALL?

May: (Sits on sofa and looks up at him)...Uh?

Josiah: (Sits next to her and laughs harder while picking up a burnt rose petal).. You...

May: (Folds arms and puts head down)...

Josiah: (Looks over to kitchen and sees a cucumber on the kitchen table and dies from laughter) May.. I CAN'T BREATHE!