❝ I messed up, big time. ❞ You blame yourself.
Just as you're about to close your eyes and give in, you suddenly felt a presence of a person near you.
❝ Tsk, you poor thing. ❞
A man's voice snaps you back to reality.
❝ Looks like someone managed to...
"And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!"The short male anchor next to Katie introduced himself with a bang on the table.
[An image of a snake demon trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of a female cyclops-like demon flipping the bird is shown.]
Tom: "Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!"
You raised an eyebrow, wondering why these sinners would put up a fight right after the extermination.
Katie: "That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!"
[A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.]
Tom: "Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?"
Katie: "Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail," pulling out a tooth and nail from her coffee mug and swallowing them whole. "for that hot spot!"
You arched your eyebrows in surprise at her sudden action, causing you to recoil slightly. "Jeez..."
Tom: He glances at the live broadcast, his attention fixed on Cherri. "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot!" He playfully wiggles his eyebrows. "Hoohoo!"
Katie Killjoy: "Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say -" She pours extremely hot coffee onto his groin "no dick?"
You grabbed the remote from the table with a touch of irritation on your face. "Okay, that's it," you said just as you were about to press the button, a picture of Charlie suddenly appeared on the screen.
"Hey, check it out, Charlie's on TV!" You called out to Lucifer, who was on the other room. There was no reply, he probably didn't hear you so shrugged it off and turned your attention back to the TV screen.
Katie: "Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!" She clenches her mug, crushing it in her hand, and then turns to Trench, who is still clearly in pain. "Suck it up, you little bi-!"
