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One Call Away"Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to? Wow, who wrote this?" Angel exclaimed, cringing as he read the script that Charlie obviously wrote.
You stifled a laugh, covering your mouth with your hands, while Husk, beside you, chuckled silently at your reaction.
"It's bad, isn't it?" He whispered.
You nodded and whispered back, "I'm surprised you can tell."
"Well, I do go to casinos. You get used to sh*tty things when you do that." He replied.
You chuckled and glanced over at Angel, who was poring over the script, and then at Charlie.
"Isn't it amazing? Keep it up!" Charlie encouraged Angel.
Angel, rolling his eyes, continued, "Hey, you" he said, holding the script in front of him.
"Who, me?" asked Sir Pentious, licking a lollipop, dressed as a child.
"'Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??' Oh, for f*cks sake," he read from the script, clearly disbelieving what he was reading.
As he glanced over at you, he couldn't help but notice your reaction. "Is she serious?!" he exclaimed.
"Angel, I'm sorry.." you apologized, struggling to contain your laughter.
"Not me! I have to go home and study!" Sir Pentious acted.
He shook his head and looked back to his script. "Come on, kid, it'll make you cool like me ...the crackhead."
You snorted, covering your mouth once more. Husk noticed and chuckled at your reaction.
"The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" Sir Pentious said, delivering his final line.
Then, a sound of a triumphant trumpet echoed through the room as Charlie rose from her seat, breaking into applause.
"Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time." She praised him.
"What the f*ck?" Angel asked her, still in disbelief.
"Uhh, you did really good, Angel." You tried to assure him, even though you were about to burst out laughing.
But, who wouldn't find the script funny anyway? Angels don't act like that in heaven.
"That was horrible." Husk tells him, not giving a damn.
"I... I'm going to bed." He set the script aside and gazed at you with a saddened look on his face.
"I'll see you tomorrow, (Y/N)." he said, walking away.
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𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 || Lucifer Morningstar x Fem! Reader
Fanfic❝ I messed up, big time. ❞ You blame yourself. Just as you're about to close your eyes and give in, you suddenly felt a presence of a person near you. ❝ Tsk, you poor thing. ❞ A man's voice snaps you back to reality. ❝ Looks like someone managed to...