Finally, I had my office set up exactly how I wanted it. Everything was where it needed to be. And it was decorated nicely too. My monitors were all set up nicely and my software was installed on my computer. And now I was just chilling at my desk waiting for any sort of work to come in for me. The Angelic Security Program was the thing I was in charge of and it seemed to me like Vox was actually serious about this, even if he did give it to me as an incentive to stay on board. So I was just making a whole document of possible ideas on how we could expand this Angelic Security and how we could market it so people trust it. And that's when I got a phone call. Velvette. Ugh, what could she want now?
Vesper: Hello there, Vespers Marketing Agency, making stars into supernovas. How can I help you?
Velvette: Cut the formalities. Listen, I've got an idea that benefits us both. An idea for Angelic security. I'm coming over now to discuss it so you better have the red carpet rolled out, alright?
Vesper: You think I have a red carpet ready for you? Be lucky to even be greeted at the door Vel.
I heard a scoff from the other end.
Velvette: Whatever. See you soon dipshit.
She hangs up. I wait for her to turn up, setting up a new document so I can write down Velvette's ideas and notes about it.
And eventually she walked in with a new hairstyle as always. I was starting to think it was just a wig and that she used to have a lot of hair that she turned into many different wigs. Either way her hair was always on point.
Vesper: Take a seat.
She sat across from me, her little legs not touching the floor which I thought was funny.
Velvette: Laugh at me again I swear to god.
She sounded aggressive. And it actually worked to get me to stop.
Velvette: Anyway, I've got an idea. An idea that isn't only gonna help you, but is gonna make us so much money that we won't even know what to do with it.
I leaned forward.
Vesper: Speaking my language from the get go. You do have a way with words that rivals my own. Please continue.
She reaches into her bag and pulls out a folder.
Velvette: Well, I'm gonna pitch it to you and let me know how I do.
I get ready to type out her pitch.
Velvette: As we all know, the extermination is coming faster than ever before, and people's lives are more at stake than ever. Angels will be underhanded. Vicious. Gory. And they won't stop at just their usual number. They'll be more ruthless than ever, after one of their peons was slewn by a demons hands, they'll be out for blood. And so, we as overlords need to step up to protect what is important to us. The souls that we answer for. And that is why us at Voxtek are introducing the first of its kind under our new Angelic Security range.
She pulls out a sheet of fabric.
Velvette: You see, as a social media megastar myself, I know that demons, both male and female alike, do not want to have to wear armour to feel safe. It isn't fashionable or trendy. It doesn't fit everyone. And that's why I'd like to introduce to you, the first of its kind, state-of-the-art invention, Angelic Steel woven fabric!
I raise an eyebrow. She's managed to make that?
Velvette: You see, with this, we can make protecting the people fashionable. With this new design, we've woven angelic steel fibers into the rest of the fobers to create a fabric more durable than that ever seen before in hell. With this, I believe we can revolutionise the fashion industry, drive every other fashion outfit out of business and monopolise the fashion industry altogether. Now, I'm going to let you test out products. They're completely stab proof, bullet proof, shock absorbent, and very flexible too, it looks just like a real fabric.
