If My Dad Was Batman: A SpongeBob Fanfiction

Chapter Three

It was my first day at Bikini Bottom high school. The wheels on the bus went round and round.

The bus comes to a sudden stop and I see my crush getting on the bus. She sits right next to me!
“H-h-h-hi…” I mutter. “Hello Corbin, son of Batman,” she whispers.
“Y-y-y-you know who I am?” I ask, stunned. “Of course I do, silly,” she says, brushing her purple hair behind her ear.

She leans in closer and whispers, “You're very poggers, you know?”
“R-r-really?” I ask shyly. “Yes,” Misato whispers. She leans in closer, hugging me as the bus pulls into the driveway. She leaves a soft kiss on my cheek before getting off the bus.

I walk into the school hiding my blush. Suddenly, I'm pushed. “Give me your lunch money!” demands Nelson Munts. “In this economy? NO!” I shout. Nelson punches me in my freaking face and it freaking hurts. I try to play it cool to impress Misato but I secretly start crying.

The bell rings and I head to Mr. Garrison's first period class.
“Okay class, take a seat!” he says enthusiastically. I sit next to Misato Katsuragi. “Okay class, Today we're learning about World War 2!” Mr. Garrison shouts. Misato leans in and whispers, “Isn’t world war two so romantic?” “Y-y-yes, Misato…” I whisper back. She kisses me gently.

Suddenly, the meanie, Nelson Munts pushes me. “Stay away from my girl!” Nelson Munts screams. “She's mine, Nelson!” I shout back. “Let's fight tomorrow!” he says, challenging me. “You're on! I'd do anything for Misato!”
Out of nowhere, Mr. Garrison says his famous catchphrase, “You couldn't pay me to eat that!”

I go home thinking about how to win the fight to win Misato. I decide there's only one man I can turn to. Goku.
I knock on his rock the moment I get off the bus.
“Ello, mate!” Goku says. “Goku! Nelson is fighting me for Misato!” I shout. “Oi, mate, chillax! Come inside and I'll show you how to win over your girlfriend with a cup of tea!”

Goku brings me in and teaches me how to use an epee, which is a fencing sword.
The next day, I'm ready. I put on my suit and meet Nelson in the skatepark. Misato stands with the crowd in a stunning dress.  But between me and her stands my rival, Nelson.

“You actually showed up,” Nelson says. “Of course I did, Munts. I told you, I love Misato more than anything,” I respond coldly. A tumbleweed rolls past us. “You bring your sword?” Nelson asks. “You bring your skill?” I ask.

He laughs as he reaches for his sword. I reach for mine, pulling my fencing mask onto my face. He does the same. “On guard!” I shout, swinging at him, scratching his arm. Our violent duel begins.

"You fool! You forgot that at my old school, I was the greatest fencer!" Nelson shouts, taunting me as he blocks my next attack.
"And you forgot that I am Corbin," I say as I disarm him.
"The son of Batman!"

I stab him, killing him right there. “Tell Misato... I love her.. and always will… haha…” he mutters as he slowly dies. I put my sword away and walk over to Misato. “You killed him for me…?” Misato asks. “Of course, my love,” I respond.

She kisses me passionately. “I love you, Batman’s son, Corbin!” she confesses.
“I love you, Misato..”

We walk into the sunset.