If My Dad Was Batman: A SpongeBob Fanfiction

Chapter Seven

Two Days Later…

I woke up that morning to the smell of waffles. I come out to find Benjamin sitting at the table. He neighs at me. “Good morning, Corbin!” Says my father, Batman. “Good morning, dad,” I responded calmly. “Are you in the mood for waffles?” Asked my dad, Batman. “Sure am!” I exclaim. While me and my dad, Batman were eating waffles, my dad, Batman looked up at me and said, “Hey Corbin, after all of our adventures I think we should give back to the poor by helping out at the soup kitchen.” “I would love to,” I said. 

After breakfast, we go out to the soup kitchen. “I can't wait to help those in need!” I exclaim. Hiding behind a bush in our backyard was the Green Goblin. “Precioussss,” he mutters to himself.

We go into the soup kitchen and put on our aprons. We take a look at the soup and we are shocked to see it. “You couldn't pay me to eat that!” shouts Mr. Garrison.  “He has a point,” I say to my father, Batman. “Hold on, Corbin,” he says as he grabs spices from his utility belt. “These are my famous Bat-Spices,” he announces proudly as he puts them in the soup and stirs them around the soup. “You could pay me to eat that!” shouts Mr. Garrison.

We feed the unhoused fish who are very thankful. “Wow! This is the best bowl of soup I’ve ever had!” shouts one of the fish. My dad, Batman, walks out of the kitchens and starts bowing. “My pleasure,” says my dad, Batman. They all pick him up and carry him. “Hip-hip-hooray!” they all shout. 

We come back home to see a window broken. “What happened!?” I shout. Benjamin rushes out. “Someone broke into the house!” Benjamin neighs. “Did they take anything?” my dad, Batman asks. “No, but they left a scary note,” Benjamin responds. We rush to the fireplace to find a note. The note reads, “I WANT THE PAINTING,” with an arrow pointing to the painting we found two days ago. “Thank Neptune he didn't take the painting while he was in here,” I exclaim. “But why would he want the painting?” Asks my dad, Batman. 

We went to bed that night with caution. I lay in my bed with Benjamin's dog bed next to me. “Goodnight, Benjamin,” I whisper, looking up at the sky through the window on the ceiling. A few hours later I hear a window breaking. “Dad! Someone broke into the house!” I shout. We get into our battle stations. Standing before is a man in a green metal suit. “I am the Green Goblin,” he says. “Give me the painting!”

“Never!” I shout, throwing a batarang at him. “Nice shot!” my dad, Batman, shouts approvingly. “You may have won this time, but I'll be back at exactly 6:00 PM tomorrow to retrieve my precious!” Green Goblin yells, breaking another window as he jumps out. “We have to get help!” Benjamin shouts. “Let's go to bed first,” said my dad, Batman. We all rest easy knowing we will have the help of Goku and SpongeBob. We wouldn't have been able to sleep if we knew we were wrong about that…

The next morning me and my dad, Batman, walk up to Goku’s rock and see a note that reads, “Oi mates, I’m off to Chicago to see my mum.” “Oh no!” I say. “Don't worry, Corbin, we still have SpongeBob,” my dad, Batman, reassures me. We walk over to the pineapple to see a note on the door. The note reads, “My wife, Sandy, is in labor at the hospital. I will be by her side for a while.” Me and my dad, Batman, look at each other, shocked. We need to fight the Green Goblin on our own.

We prepare for battle. As I polish the Batarangs, I hear a window being broken. “He's here,” shouts Benjamin. We rush to our battle stations. I throw a batarang right at him, but he blocks it. “Prepare to face my goblin bots!” shouts the Green Goblin. The green little goblins rush at us. “For our precious!” they scream. We beat them violently with baseball bats. Suddenly, he sends out a giant goblin bot with laser eyes. “Give me my precious,” it demands. “Never!” shouts my dad, Batman, pulling out his bat-computer and hacking the robot. “I will kill the Green Goblin,” it says, following my dad’s orders. “No! You dare turn my own creation against me? You will pay!” screams the Green Goblin. He presses a button, causing the giant goblin bot to self-destruct. “You defeated my minions, but you won't defeat me!” He shouts.

He suddenly sprays us with sleepy time spray, causing us to get sleepy. “Now I shall kill you!” says the Green Goblin. “Meet my glider!” 

The Green Goblin’s glider appears, showing two large spikes pointed at us. “Godspeed, Corbin's dad, Batman,” says Green Goblin, about to press a button that will send the glider flying at us. 

Suddenly, the Green Goblin is blown away with a shotgun. We turn to see a dinosaur readjusting his glasses. 

He turns to us with a sharp smile and says in calm and cold tone, 

“It's about buzzin’ time you boys get an explanation.”