Chapter 55
Fun, short and see what a few are doing. Just like a certain Spoiler from Helluva Boss Short 2.
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Warning: OOC, random craziness, past dark abuse, many other troubles if mention, cursing, killing, dark themes, sexual interaction and themes, racism mention, stuff children/teen shouldn't do, profanity, self-harm, suicidal moments, cheating, violence, smoking, drugs, alcohol, guns mention, animal death, cringe, bullying, yandere, musical/singing moments and bad flirts.
Error/Moxxie speaking
Voices/Text/Flashback
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Moxxie really shouldn't answer the phone. Yet, this call was weird in its own way. So, in other words, it is very normal in their everyday life and routine.
"You want me to what...why don't you all call somebody or the one who sent y'all.... okay...Look I just now got to the café. The only ones around I see id Ivy, Jason and a few others..." Moxxie answered as they are on the phone. Very confused. Right now, at the cafe. Look at Ivy working over the counter. "I mean I can ask or you can leave now to not freeze your bones. Hey Ivy?"
Ivy looked up; a bit confused. "Yeah Moxxie, what is it?"
"Are sea lions man eaters?"
Ivy stared. "... What?"
"Sea lions? The one with no manes. Would they eat others like humans?"
"Um." Ivy has no way to fully answer that. "I know they eat penguins?"
"Okay? Hey they eat...What did you just shoot...Hey can penguins be revenge seeking assholes?"
Another stare down. "What"
"Let's say you shoot one in front of a army. Would they usually want to kill and eat human flesh?" Moxxie looked at Ivy. A few customers look over a bit weirdly." How about engaging in combat?"
Jason looking at his drink. Did they accidentally put something in it to hear this? What about Ivy vines slipping in something?
Ivy looked just as confused. Her knowledge was kind a limited plus what you learn from others. Yet, she knows a few details. "Uh... I mean they are carnivores but they're kind of just known for being cute and clumsy. Why?"
"Blitz."
That explains everything.
"Say no more." Ivy sighed. "If anyone could find the Penguins of Madagascar it'd be him."
" I thought Penguins are from the North Pole? Like Santa."
This sweet clueless imp.
" I wonder if they hang out with Krampus?"
She is going to forget about the Santa and Krampus comment. Ivy chuckled wearily. "Mox, penguins are South Pole. The North Pole has polar bears. And those do not see humans as food."
"How about Imps?"
Ivy swipe the phone form Moxxie and walk away. What in the world where they doing?
"Hello? Mox? What do they say? Kind a want to sue the asshole not being specific on a possible many, many targets." Blitz asked as he was sweating bullets with his teammates at the penguins staring down below them.
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FanfictionError Aka Moxxie enjoying their life. Sure, they live in Hell. Trouble around the block 24/7 of all kinds. Got some new trauma. New experiences of every sort, bad and good. But hey it's better than their life before! Maybe they won't sue the void...
