tokyo rev oneshots

hanma and the kia soul

two weeks ago

"I hate kia fucking souls!" You nearly screamed out in an exasperated tone while driving down a busy road and passing a kia soul that was moving the opposite direction. "Especially the green ones. They are literally the ugliest things to ever exist."

Hanma who was sat in your passenger seat looked at you with the most wild and confused passion. Hanma normally was the one to drive you around but after his most recent motorcycle accident he got his license suspended. So, that left you to drive and Hanma to be crammed in your small Volkswagen.

"What?" You questioned him once you saw his face.

"You've never looked this sexy before." The words slid out of his mouth in a dangerous manor.

"I look sexy because I hate kia souls?"

"You look sexy," Hanma put his hand on your thigh and looked at you slyly. "Because of how mad you are."

present

It was a passing conversation with Hanma that you didn't think anything of. Well that was until today when you got a suspicious text from him.

hanma: i have a surprise for you and i think you are gonna hate it <3

oh god
what is it this time?

hanma: come outside darling <3

You had worry written all over your face as you sprang from your bed and quickly laced your shoes. The last time Hanma had brought you a surprise you ended up in the hospital for a week. You love Hanma but you knew that present giving was definitely not his forte. Your mind was repeating the last week in your head trying to think of anything you might've brought up that Hanma could use against you. Nothing in particular came to mind and that somehow made it 10 times scarier.

As you descended the stairs of your apartment complex you spotted Hanma in the parking lot. He was stood smugly while leaning on the car next to him. You quickly got the bottom of the stairs and ran over to Hanma and engulfed him in a hug.

"Well hello darling." Hanma spoke in his naturally seductive voice.

"Where's my present?" You questioned nervously while pulling away from the hug.

"I don't even get a kiss? greedy." He held out the E sound on the word greedy in a mocking way.

"Present first. Then if I like it, you will get a kiss."

"What if you don't like it?" Hanma questioned with a smirk.

"If I don't like it? You don't want to know." You returned his smirk.

"That's my girl. Follow me." Hanma grabbed your hand and walked with you down one of the lanes of the parking lot. After a little while he stopped in front of a white van with painted over windows.

"You know you don't have to kidnap me to get me to hang out with you anymore, right?" You teased. You happily recalled the time a few years back, when you and Hanma first met, how he liked to show up at your apartment and tie a blindfold around your eyes and forcibly take you to restaurants. Yeah maybe he was crazy but so were you.

"Turn around." Hanma ordered. You obliged with his command and turned rather quickly. Your eyes adjusted as you faced towards the sun but after a few blinks you focused on the disgustingly green kia soul that was in front of you. It had a huge red bow placed on the hood.

"What the fuck?" You screamed directly into Hanma's face. "What the fuck is this?"

All Hanma could do was laugh. Your face was turning into a tomato red shade as all you could do was yell. Hanma nearly fell over from how hard he was laughing. He had an arm wrapped around his stomach and the other was propping himself up on one of his knees.

"Did you seriously buy me a fucking kia soul?!" Your hands were curled into fists with your nails sinking deeply into the skin of your palms.

"Yes." Hanma proudly proclaimed. His stomach was cramping from how much he had been laughing but he managed to stand up straight and look you dead into your anger soaked eyes. "Do you like it?"

Your right fist collided smoothly with Hanma's gut making him keel over once again. This time he dropped down to his knees and let out a laughter filled groan.

"Surprise." He coughed out.

a/n
this one is heavily based on my hatred for kia souls lmao