Me: *watches the TV* 📺
John Dory: *from a closet* Hiya pal! I have such a squeaky voice and I'm 2 feet tall! I get bested by a rat who always tries to steal my lady! 🤪
Me: *opens the closet door* 😒
John Dory: *has plastic plates on his head*My ears are so big that I need 3 hats to preserve my dignity! I've been around for nearly 100 years and now I need a cane to get around! I should be dead and alone right now!
Me: *takes out a bat* 😑
John Dory: 😐
Me: 😠
John Dory: ...My head is bigger than the rest of my body that everyone calls me big head! I trust anybody and I'm the most naive person I know! I don't know anything about the real world and I smile all the time even when I'm in real peril! It's not danger, it's just a minor inconvenience! 🤪
Me: *knocks him out with the bat*
John Dory: 😵💫
Me: Never disrespect Mickey Mouse! 😡
