Me: *watches TV* 📺
John Dory: You're still watching that garbage?! 🤨
Me: Yeah...what of it? 😑
John Dory: You do realize he's way out of your league! 🙄
Me: He's been a bigger success than you'll ever be
John Dory: 😐
Me: 😏
John Dory: Well, he's been dating the same girl for almost 100 years! Ever see me do that?
Me: No, but you spent 20 years isolated from society 😌
John Dory: 😐
Me: At least he has a girlfriend 😊
John Dory: 😐
Me: Shall I go on?
John Dory: ...Later! *runs to the bathroom*
Me: *resumes the TV* 😊
