*Branch reads quietly in his bunker but the light suddenly turns off and it becomes pitch black*
Branch: Aw coconuts 😑
Poppy: BRANCH!!!!! HELP ME!!!!! IT'S DARK!!!!!
Branch: Poppy?! *he quickly gets up* 😨
Poppy: I'M BLIND!!!!! I HAVE NO VISION PERCEPTION WHATSOEVER!!!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYESIGHT GONE!!!!! I CAN NEVER PLAY MY UKULELE AGAIN!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Branch: Poppy, the power just-
Poppy: AND NOW A BURGLAR'S IN THE BUNKER!!!!! I CAN HEAR THEIR FOOTSTEPS!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Branch: It's just me...😑
Poppy: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!!!!! THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO LET MY GUARD DOWN!!!! THEN COMES THE GAG AND BURLAP SACK!!!!! HELP ME, BRANCH!!!!! I'M A BIG FAT GONER!!!!! I'M NOT FOR SALE, YOU CREEP!!!!! I'VE GONE BLIND!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Branch: *turns the light back on* 😒
Poppy: Oh, hey Branch! 😊
Branch: You love to overreact...😑
