Me: *watches TV* 📺
John Dory: OH COME ON!!!!! 😫
Me: Dude, if you've got a problem with my interests, you can just walk away 🙄
John Dory: HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA KEEP WATCHING THIS ABOMINATION?!?! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Me: How long are you gonna keep complaining about it? 😒
John Dory: How about listening to some of our BroZone albums instead?! 😁
Me: Let me think about it...no 😑
John Dory: But...no one's ever turned down those 🥺
Me: Guess I'm the first 😌
John Dory: Ugh! If I give you $20, will you stop watching this nonsense? 😑
Me: Show some respect, JD, he's way older than you! 😠
John Dory: Did you just call me old?! 😨
Me: *takes phone out*📱
John Dory: You wouldn't! 😰
Me: *plays audio* 🔈
John Dory: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Me: 😏
