Setting: The Circus (TADC)
Characters: TADC Cast, Justice League (DC), The Avengers (Marvel), Homelander (The Boys)---
"What is this? Some kind of digital circus?"
---The fog cleared. Revealing several groups of unusual people in tight spandex suits and costumes. Some sported capes and masks. They looked to be... Out of this world.
One of them spoke, with splashes of red dripping from his fists and face, "The f!#$ck is this place?" He frantically looked around, angrily and confused.
"HEEY HEEY WHOAAAHH Language, mister!" Caine floated around him, "You're in a family friendly environment now!" He teased him, booping his forehead with his gloved hand.
"I was in the middle of a fight, I blinked and now I'm... In this colorful place!" The golden haired man began to shout, "This place is already giving me a HEADACHE!"
"Excuse me... I'm sorry to interrupt..." Another man began to speak, wearing a blue suit and a giant red S ran across his chest, "I just couldn't help but notice, we look alike!"
Clenching his fist, the golden haired man threw a punch at the other, but was ultimately stopped by a not so mysterious force.
Caine wagged his finger, stopping the punch with his walking cane, "Oh oh oh! We don't have enough time for that, sir!" He spoke between laughs, "Our budget is almost gone! We have to savor these next few interactions."
"Uh, what did you just say?" Zooble asked, walking up to the three with their arms crossed.
"The budget, of course! The writing is of a novel right now, we must savor these next interactions for the reader to keep them entertained!" Caine began to explain, still holding onto the man's fist.
"Uh-huh... That's kinda..." Zooble began to trail off, "Stupid. And lazy."
"I agree. Looks like I already found someone just like me. By the way, the name's Homelander." Homelander finally introduced himself, "I already hate it here, TOO!" He finally freed his fist from Caine's grasp.
"Nice. I'm Zooble."
"Oh, We're introducing ourselves now? I'm Superman--"
"STOP! OUR BUDGET RAN OUT!" Caine shouted, as the circus around them began to glitch one more time, the graphics went from polished to...
Low budget, jpeg polygons.
Zooble: "Uh? What?" They asked, looking really confused. "Not much changed."
Homelander: "This place is so crazy..."
Superman: "Hey! I was interrupted!" He frowned, placing his hands on his hips.
Caine: "Don't worry, the audience already knows who you are, now!" He smiled, floating to the center of the circus.
Captain America: "Hey! I couldn't help but notice that we..."
Captain America and Superman: "...look A LIKE!" The two then began to fist bump each other as Homelander began to brood, thinking about how this place was already so annoying.
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THE SUPER AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: AND MORE!
HumorCaine tries to update the digital circus with a new crossover feature, but it turns out to be extremely bugged, causing many universes to collide with each other! (This was caused by an Instagram group chat with me and my friends)