THE SUPER AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: AND MORE!

Chapter 6 (part 3), Season 1: Where's J?

Setting: The Circus (TADC), Brookhaven
Characters: The J squad (SD J, Violent J, J-Dog, JJ, Jay Walker), Caine, and other characters with cameos
Crackship(s): J-Dog x Arcee, Violent J x Michael Myers
Oc x canon/Selfship(s): Winesoda/Jommy (J x Tommy Doe)

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After the introduction from the previous episode, the first J meeting commences.

J: "Okay. Everyone here? Time for role call." She sat at a swivel chair, clipboard in hand and a marvelous JcJenson pen in claw.

In the center of the circus there was a busted up folding table made JUST for the J squad for their first ever arc, how lovely! It was small. Just like mine in my room that i use for hanging out with friends.

J began to call out all the squad members.

"Jay Walker?"

Jay: "Here!"

"J-Dog?"

J-Dog: "Yo!"

"JJ?"

JJ: "Hello"

"Violent J?"

Silence...

"VIOLENT J!!!"

Nothing, not even a "whaddup".

J: " Violent J was JUST here spraying Faygo everywhere, where IS HE??" She was already getting angry, "Tardiness will not be accepted."

Jay: "Maybe he had to use the restroom??"

Everyone then looked at him like this, even characters that haven't appeared yet in this chapter.

Jay Walker: "Okay... Mabybe not."

JJ: "Hi"

Jax: "Are ya not gonna call on me, sweet cheeks?"

J: "FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU'RE NOT APART OF THE GROUP, AND TOMMY ONLY CALLS ME THAT!"

They all then jumped Jax and beat the purple off of him.

Anyways, it looks like our beloved wicked clown wasn't here for some reason... Could he really be in the restroom? Did he forget? Was he with his best friend chopping off nuggets? Did he have a show? There's only one thing to do now.

J-Dog: "Yo pigtails, how 'bout we question er'ryone 'bout VJ? Or somethin" He suggested, leaning dangerously close to the ground in his swivel chair.

J: "J-Dog, you are one of the smartest J Squad members ever." She then switched her claw to a hand and gave J-Dog a golden star sticker.

J-Dog: He was happy

J: "OKAY EVERYONE, Line up. I have questions now."

Suspect 1: The J Squad Members

J: "Now, I'm sad that this meeting has to be put on hold but... Something else is more important, one of our valuable members is missing. And we must find him."

Everyone cried from how BEAUTIFUL J's short speech was, and it made them MOTIVATED to search for that WICKED CLOWN!!!!! AND THE AUTHOR IS THINKING OF THE PIZZA HIS MOM WILL BE GETTING HIM LATER!!!!!!

Jay Walker: "MAN PIZZA SOUNDS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW!"

JJ: "HELLO"

J-Dog: "FOCUS FOOL, WE'LL GET PIZZA LATER!"

J: "OKAY... Everyone, tell me where you LAST saw Violent J." She got her clipboard ready.