Setting: The Tulpar (Mouthwashing)
Characters: Mouthwashing crew (Curly, Anya, Swansea, Daisuke, that asshole), Steve (Minecraft), Tommy Doe and J (Murder drones), Aquaman (DC), CoryxKenshin, Airy (HfjONE)
Oc x canon/Selfship(s): Winesoda/Jommy (J x Tommy Doe), Campfire Song/Tairy (Todd x Airy) (another self ship) (mentioned)
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Author's note: Merry Christmas and have a crack happy new year, me and my friend (R3TR0S_F1CS) finished watching CoryxKenshin's Mouthwashing video, we HATE Jimmy now we're writing a crackfic about this game, ENJOY
Guide:
Me: Regular Text
Retro: underlined text
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THE PONY EXPRESS TULPAR
It was time to recruit the new members in the Tulpar! The pony express ship that's transporting nothing but dragonbreath X mouthwash! Oh boy, firey fresh!
Today we're away from the circus because Caine thought that this would be a good exercise for some of the circus freaks!
Tommy: Man JJ, I'm so excited for this whole mouthwashin' thang! We even gots Aquaman wit' us n' I'm a BIG fans!
J: I sure am too sweetie, but we have to focus on loading in the cargo.
Swansea: I'm sure Curly ain't mind ya'll goofin' 'round a bit, ya'll are so cute together!
Meanwhile, over in the med bay with the sound of beeping dials.
Anya: O-Okay, so i-inventory seems to be all in order..huh, seem to be missing-
Airy: Hey tall lady-
Whatever uninteresting item had been unaccounted had been completely forgotten as the sound of surprised screaming echoed out
Anya: WHAT THE F-
Airy: You have a nice house
Now over at the Utility area, there laid Steve Minecraft, Aquaman, and Daisuke. They were looking at the cryo chambers and making sure there were no cracks.
Aquaman: I say! This fancy machinery reminds me of back home! With our advanced technology in Atlantis!
Daisuke: Whoah really dude? That's like, far out man!
Steve Minecraft: I... Am Steve!
Aquaman and Daisuke: Yes, we know, Steve! You've said that for the past hour!
Airy: Is this guy dressed up like a mummy?
Anya simply watched on huddled in the corner as she watched the walking bronze lamp, firmly holding a cross in her shakened hand.
Anya:...U-Um...i-its uh....it's h-halloween?
Airy: Oh...yeah, okay
He didn't exactly understand why, but he had sudden vile feeling about the bandaged man as he lightly kicked him
Airy: His costume is trash
The intercoms buzzed, a voice spoke throughout the ship.
Curly: Attention everyone! Head back to the main quarters of the ship! We have a special surprise for everyone! Happy holidays!
Everyone's ears, or whatever they had for ears, perked up at the sudden announcement and rushed over to the main lobby area.
There sat Curly on the middle of the dining room table, with a giant feast awaiting for everyone to be CONSUMED.
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THE SUPER AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: AND MORE!
HumorCaine tries to update the digital circus with a new crossover feature, but it turns out to be extremely bugged, causing many universes to collide with each other! (This was caused by an Instagram group chat with me and my friends)
