Warriors chat/realfic

GREYPAW WHY

A/N - as said in title, chatifc.
Woth a bit of realfic.
Mainky chatfic.
I think ravenpaw and dustpaw r brothers? Or is it some1 else? WHOBIS IT PLEASE SOME1 HELP ME BC IM CONFUZZLED ON WHO THE SIBLJNGS ARE IT MS NEVER MENTIONED ANYWHERE IN THESE BOOOOOKKKKKSSSSS

Ages:
Ravenpaw-16
Dustpaw-16
Sandpaw-15
Greypaw-14
Rusty/Firepaw-14

Thunderclan Apprentices - 4:55am

Sandpaw: omg...i cant believe yewve dun this

Greypaw: y ru speeking like that

Dustpaw: its sandpaw

Greypaw: faur enough

Ravenpaw: tigerclaws watchong everyone train today at 7am

Greypaw: WHAT NO

Dustpaw: ooo

Sandpaw: huhh..

Ravenpaw: i tried to get ur help forr mario kart but u all told me to stfu sooo

Sandpaw: UGHHH LUCKY KITTYPET MISSING THIS

Dustpaw: how far can you bully someone before it becomes toxic

Sandpaw: the first damned work u dumbass

Dustpaw: no i mean, i can get away with making faces and light name calling, but can i be mean more

Sandpaw: no they'll tattle on u

Dustpaw: awh fuck
Dustpaw: angwayez, about thus kittypet

Greypaw: okay okay, so he has REALLY green eyes really really really green eyes like brite as the sunn!!

Dustpaw: mhmm

Greypaw: he's orande
Greypaw: seems really hiper and brave, i mean bluestar scolded the both of us and he didnt even flinch!

Ravenpaw: woahh

Sandpaw: whens the next medical check

Greypaw: two days y?

Sandpaw: okay, i wanna know tf he's been eating to get these luminescent green eyes

Greypaw: YEAH THATS THE RITE WORD

Sandpaw: what luminescent?

Greypaw: like glowstiks

Ravenpaw: will start sobing

Dustpaw: do it pussy

Ravenpaw: me-OW

Dustpaw: wair good point, bitch then

Ravenpaw: woof?

Dustpaw: UR NOT A DOG U TWAT

Ravenpaw: yah?! Well uhm atleast im not naimed afte4 dust!!

Dustpaw: i swear to starclan

Ravenpaw: START SWEARING

Sandpaw: boys

Greypaw: ikr

Sandpaw: wha ur ur a boy

Greypaw: i can hate my own kiend

Sandpaw: FAIR

Greypaw: what do we do

Sandpaw: who's helping darkstripe cook

Greypaw: dustpaw

Ravenpaw: dustpaw

Sandpaw: dustpaw

Dustpaw: wait what why me :(

Sandpaw: ravenpaws a pussy, greypaw woukd yap and get slapped, im tired

Dustpaw: tch, favouritism i swear 😒

Sandpaw: xoxo

Dustpaw: go get smacked by a monster xoxo

Sandpaw: go get taken by twolegs xoxo

Dustpaw: i hope Brokenstar steals u

Sandpaw: oh yeah?? Well uhm, i hope the kittypet wins against you in a fight!

Dustpaw: he wont

Greypaw: oh yeah! he has a bloo collar

Sandpaw: blue?

Dustpaw: collar?

Ravenpaw: some1 get scissors

Dustpaw: who here is actually allowed to get sharp stuff

Ravenpaw: ahem, nature calls

Sandpaw: my dads calling me ahah.

Greypaw: im allowed sissors

Dustpaw: im not

Greypaw: oh ill go do it then

Dustpaw: DOING THE WORLD A FAVOUR

Ravenpaw: hear me out

Sandpaw: no

Ravenpaw: what if onstead of fighting we all line up and go
UWU
In sync and pose like ✌😖✌
In sync, in a line, loudly
✌😖✌ < UWU

Dustpaw: why are you related to me

Sandpaw: will cry thisbis beautiful were doing this one day

Greypaw has pinned a message.

Sandpaw: perfect.

Dustpaw: mom when can i become a warrior im scared

Ravenpaw: ATKEAST 2 MORW YEARS
Ravenpaw: hoky shit my spellings bad

Sandpaw: i think thats just a you thing xx

Ravenpaw: i hope you get eaten by a hawk xx

Greypaw: thees insults get more funny when i here them

Ravenpaw: hear**

Sandpaw: these**

Dustpaw: no one gives a fuck about his spelling**

Greypaw: ikr like i can soell perfecly fine

Sandpaw: perfectly**

Ravenpaw: spell**

Greypaw: SHUT UP RAVENPAW MY P BUTTON ISNT LISTENUNG TI ME >M<

Dustpaw: guys he's just shit at pressing the right buttons

Ravenpaw: wait srsly

Greypaw: yeah LMAO MY FINGERS KEEP PRESSING WRONG BUTTONS

Ravenpaw: oh am i still the only dislexik 1

Sandpaw: yes, but dw greypaw has adhd

Ravenpaw: oh, phew im not alone. Dustpaw has a superiority complex (?)

Sandpaw: LMAO DISSED BT THE QUIET KID

Dustpaw: I DIDNT DI SHIT

Greypaw: skill issue man
Greypaw: anyways imma eep b4 tigerclaw scary man drags me to trainig so I can be well rested!!

Greypaw is offline.

Sandpaw: wait why were we wondering who was helping darkstrioe its 6 in the fuckin morning

Dustpaw: sobbing why is this my life

Ravenpaw: oh. wait its 6am? Deadass thort it was 10am felt like weev spoken for hrs

Dustpaw: real, but also night

Ravenpaw: NIGHT

Sandpaw: NIGHT GANG

Dustpaw is offline.

Ravenpaw is offline.

Sandpaw is offline.

A/N - ehh, im not rlly motivated rn but i had ti get this out so yall wood see how this book is gonna work, ages for the characters included in chapter are gonna be included at the top of each chapter

Anywayz, seeya >_<