Warnings: - innuendos - flirting -
__________________________You groan out in your sleep and wake up with a migraine. You go to get up but your vision is cloudy and you end up just falling on the floor. Adam hears you and walks over to your side of the bed picking you up and setting you back on it.
"You need to be more fucking carful, if you need to get up again please ask for help" you look at Adam and just point at the trash can, he grabs it for you and you start throwing up. Adam holds your hair out of your face, when you're done puking your guts out you set the trash can by the side of the bed and cuddle back up under the covers.
"You ok" Adam asks "not really" you say rolling your eyes as it's obvious. You roll over and look at the clock, it is currently 6:30 am. "Adam I don't think I'm gonna be able to fucking teach today." Adam has a small smile "why are you smiling?" "Because this means we get to call out of work/school, so I don't have to go to any fucking classes." You roll your eyes at him "and if you call Emily and tell her I'm having a hangover I'm certain we will get in trouble with Sera."
Adam sighs "hmm...... good point" you roll back over in bed and groan "well then what am I gonna do?" Adam shrugged "guess you'll just half to fake being fine babes" you groan "fine! But I want to go shopping before we head to the school and get stuff for my office." Adam shrugs "then lead the way~"
The two of you stop by a coffee shop on the way out and grab some breakfast, then you head to the store. You look around the produce section as you need some actual groceries as well. Adam walks over to the cart you are pushing and drops an eggplant in it. "Why the fuck do we need an eggplant?" Adam smirks "you can use it if you get lonely and I'm not around~"
Your just confused "what the fuck does that mean? Is that an innuendo?" Adam smirks "IT MEANS YOU CAN FUCK IT WHEN I'M NOT HOME TO GIVE YOU MY FAT JUICY CO-"
He turns around and you're gone because other angels were staring at the two of you with dirty looks. "Where the fuck did she go?" He tosses the eggplant back on the shelf and goes to find you. He finds you in the office section and becomes annoyed quickly when he realizes the cart is half full of cat themed office supplies. "You are not gonna fuck up my rock themed office with cats" he growls
"Our office" you correct "But look it's a cat shaped stapler!" "do you really need a stapler shaped like a fucking cat?" "YES! I need them all!" he glares at you with a are you serious look "Hey you owe me, you burnt half of my things in that house fire you caused by blowing up my microwave." Adam groans "fine, can we just go already"
"Sure" you say happily and head to the check out. You end up waiting in line alone and notice Adam has disappeared yet again. He comes back seconds later and tosses a large bottle of lube in the cart. "Really" you roll your eyes at him "it's for you~" he teases, you glare at him and take it out of the cart when he isn't looking.
You get to the front of the line and Adam pulls a card out of his wallet. The card just says *I don't have to pay shit I'm the first man* the store clerk accepts it and lets you guys leave. "Why the hell do you get special privileges?"
He just sticks the card in your face "because I'm the first man bitch~" you roll your eyes "and who the fuck gave you that card?" Adam shrugs "no one, I made it." "Does Sera know you use that?" Adam opens a portal to the house and tosses the fresh groceries on the counter from the portal. "She doesn't need to know about it." He said as he closed the portal. You shrug.
You guys make your way to the school but as you're taking off to fly you get dizzy a few feet in the air and face plant into the grass. "Damn! I thought my hangover was over" "and that's called vertigo" Adam says with a laugh "not funny Adam!" He helps you up but you're wobbly, so he just picks you up, opens a portal to the school office, sets you on his desk, and then closes the portal. "I didn't need you to pick me up" you have your arms crossed "please you like it when I fucking pick you up" he tosses you your bag of cat themed supplies.
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Caretaker [Adam x Female Reader]
RomanceAfter the extermination you find yourself injured and Adam is forced to move in with you and care for you. Will you two get along and build a bond together or will you hate living together and end up making your lives a living hell. I will try and...