Loona and Alex were at IMP, Loona was reading "IMP GOSSIP" while Alex was reading a comic book titled "Hell to the Underground", Loona tipped over her bottle of beer on the grimoire. The book glows as it opened up to the human world, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie then entered through the portal as a tree fell through also
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Then Millie was seen crawling
Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Alex ears perked up
Alex: Isn't that resto-bar always booked throughout the year?
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for Millie for quite a while now
Millie: Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out
Alex cringed
Alex: I love you guys but could you bring it down a little?
Blitzo: Yeah, can you not?
Moxxie then sighed
Moxxie: I'm sorry, Alex, Sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mhm!
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there
Alex sighed
Alex: Get with the program, Mox. He wants join you guys
Blitzo: Exactly! I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. See you lovebugs later!
Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off~
Millie purred and dragged Moxxie out of the office
Alex: [sighs] I do love them but they gotta tone it down a little sometimes
Loona: Yeah, its spreading love cooties
Alex: [chuckled] "Cooties"? What are you, 5?
Loona: Oh fuck off, hamstring (flips him off)
Alex: Hamstring? Now that's a new one...anyway. Are you free today?
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Helluva Boss X Male Reader (18+)
FanfictionA Hellborne Cat manages to survive through his torturous path but still ended up killing both Hellborne and Sinners a like as a Freelance assassin He then joined a rag tag of Assassin only for reminding someone from his past Let's see how this ends...