Agent One: Right there! This was the first sighting.
Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?
Agent One: They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!
A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The agents then see the source of all the racket Blitzo, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously
Agent Two: Ahhh, well... That's convenient
Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen
Alex: Uh, not to brag Blitzo but you're currently the loudest one here
Moxxie: Agreed, you're currently being the loudest here sir
Blitzo: I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!
Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger
Alex: Gross
As the portal opens, Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. As Moxxie was about to enter the portal, Blitzo tackled him
Blitzo: GET DOWN!
Behind the trio was Agent One and Two holding their net launcher
Alex: LOONA CLOSE IT, NOW!
Loona: What?!
Blitzo: CLOSE IT!
Millie: Wait, no!
She tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails. Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides
At first he dodged a tranquilizer dart and a net, but a second dart hit him in the neck. He then mumbled incoherently and stumbles
Alex: Blitzo, carry him. I'll cover!
Blitzo nodded as he picked up Moxxie, he then heard what he thought were 9 shots in the distance from where Alex was. He expected the worst scenario so he ran even farther
Moxxie: I smell...colors...
Blitzo eventually reaches a dead end. The agents waste no time in cornering him. Blitzo raises his gun, ready to fight
Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!
Blitzo and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo and Moxxie to be electrocuted
Agent One: I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!
Agent Two: Super badass!
As they carried both Blitzo and Moxxie's unconscious bodies, they didn't saw the shadowy figure just behind the dumpster. Turns out, Alex threw a flashbang 9-banger to misdirect the Agents but it didn't work and manages to caught both Moxxie and Blitzo
Alex then narrows his eyes and followed them
Meanwhile in the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punches the wall, tears in her eyes and making vicious demon screeches, before falling to her knees devastated
Millie: SHIT! Shit, shit, shit!
Loona: You, uh... You okay, there?
Millie: What're you doing sittin' there?! The boys are in trouble! Open it again!
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Helluva Boss X Male Reader (18+)
FanfictionA Hellborne Cat manages to survive through his torturous path but still ended up killing both Hellborne and Sinners a like as a Freelance assassin He then joined a rag tag of Assassin only for reminding someone from his past Let's see how this ends...
