Alex is seen counting his first paycheck for the month, if he was honest it wasn't too bad but it wasn't great either
Alex: Finally I got my paycheck, I really should replace my motorcycle oil though...
As he entered the office he saw Moxxie aiming a crossbow at a picture which Loona was holding while texting on her phone
Alex: You know what, I'm not even gonna ask. So where's Blitz?
Millie: He's talking with a client in his office
Alex nodded and sat away from Moxxie's line of fire
Millie: Moxxie stop shakin', you're gonna shoot our only hellhound
Loona: Wow, I feel sooo loved here
Alex: You'll get used to it...
Millie: Just take a deep breath and let it out
Moxxie: But, it's a family. Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?
Millie: I mean if that's the client wants
Moxxie: Maybe a shitty dad, (Italian accent) or a mob family, that's understandable 🤌🤌. (Normal accent) But to eradicate an entire innocent, seemingly in this instance, upper middle class family bloodline?
Loona: Hey, you don't know they're innocent. This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying australian kids online...
Alex: Why australian kids, specifically?
Loona: Because that's what I prefer, so shut up. And this guy, this guy definitely watches
Alex: Eh, fair enough. Heck, the family that your client wants dead might a cannibal one. Earth has a lot of cannibals even in the modern world...
(A/n: Wow...way to go on the foreshadowing kid ...-_-...)
Millie: Exactly, humans are full of secret nasties its why so many of them end up here
Moxxie: But...
Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killing who we're paid to is our business, shoot the target
She then kisses Moxxie on the cheek
Moxxie: I just think it's a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective is all...
Then the door to Blitz's office suddenly bursts open
Blitz: Guys, I want you to meet-
Moxxie then accidentally shot the arrow, it bounced throughout the room, it hit the monitor, the family picture, the magazine that Alex was reading and hit the feet of the aquarium as it starts to shake
The arrow was about to hit the client when Blitz managed to catch it
Blitz: ...Our newest client
The aquarium fell over releasing electric eels and starting a fire inside the room
Blitz: Damn it Moxxie, I just bought those eels!
We then see them outside of the building while a firefighter was carrying the eels while also being zapped
Meanwhile the client was inside the taxi and was about to leave
Blitz: Bye and don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is free!
Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?
Blitz: When you set fire to my office in front of a client YOU FUCKING DICKSHIT! Now someone please tell that fancy is still intact!
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Helluva Boss X Male Reader (18+)
FanficA Hellborne Cat manages to survive through his torturous path but still ended up killing both Hellborne and Sinners a like as a Freelance assassin He then joined a rag tag of Assassin only for reminding someone from his past Let's see how this ends...
