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Sebastian: Why do I sell beacon

Angler: So the player can flash you with it

Sebastian: Shut up lightbulb

Pandemonium: LIGHTBULB

Sebastian: Fuck Off Anger Issues

Search lights: you dropped a naughty swear now die

Sebastian: Kill yourself Mr I Eat

Search lights: we don't talk about that time I ate player...

Player: that happened?

Sebastian: I told you to kill yourself

Squiddle: NO LIGHTS

Sebastian: Go die in a hole Stud

Squiddle: FUCK YOU

Player: this is getting out of hand

Sebastian: muneyz

Player: flashy flashy bitch

Sebastian: REEEEEEEEEE

hELLO eVERYONE nOW sEBASTIAN iS dEAD bECAUSE tHE pLAYER fLASHED hIM tOO mANY tIMES

Sebastian: shut your mouth i lET rEDMAN aTTACK mE

Me: This Just In: You Fucked Up

Sebastian: Nahh...what you staring at

Me: ...egg

Flumpty: hI

All but Me and Flumpty: REEEEEEEEE

aND nOW aLMOST eVERYONE iS dEAD bYE aLSO lET mE kNOW wHAT yOU wANT fOR nEXT cHAPTER

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