"YOU SERIOUSLY THINK HE'S here?" you asked. "every time he's gone missing, i always found him here" shiu replied. you both spotted toji sitting in one of the seats.
"thought we told you to stop gambling on weekdays" you spoke, making toji turn. "we told you to stop gambling, period" shiu added. toji only rolled his eyes. "i'm providing for the family, ain't i? i can buy shiu more cigs and i can buy you a wedding ring" he said.
a small blush tinted your cheeks. "well, we have to go pick up megumi soon and i'd rather his father be there!" you said quickly. toji then went silent. "who's megumi again?"
you and shiu stared at toji in disbelief. "are you fucking serious, fushiguro?" "you remember to gamble here when you get the chance, but can't remember that you have a kid?"
"..ohhh, yeah, i remember now" toji replied. "just how many braincells do you have..?" shiu asked. "enough. anyways, five more-"
a green boat passed the finish line, making toji growl as he balled up his ticket. "yeah, lets get the fuck out of here" he spoke, standing up from his seat.
you shook your head in disapproval as you and shiu followed behind him.
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the four of you had arrived home. you and shiu were handling some work whilst toji helped megumi with his homework.
"hm..you don't think it's too troublesome?" you asked, looking to your boyfriend. "toji has his heavenly restriction and you have your cursed technique. i'm sure that you can handle it" shiu replied.
"well yeah, but this is satoru gojo, the pinnacle of the jujutsu world right now" "if we plan it properly, i'm sure it'll go smoothly" he reassured. you nodded, even when you still wasn't all that confident.
"trust me, n/n. i have faith in you." shiu placed a kiss on your cheek. you giggled. "i never knew you could say such things, shiu" you told him. "i'm not all business. i can be a sweetheart when i feel like it" he said, smiling.
moments later, toji and megumi entered the room. "oh, are you guys finished?" you asked. megumi nodded. "the teacher just asked us to draw our favorite things so i drew us" he said as he showed you the picture.
"AWWW!" you cooed. "this is so good, megumi!" "yeah, good job, kid" shiu added, giving a thumbs up. megumi showed a small smile. "i drew something too!" toji said, grinning as he handed you the drawing. you and shiu looked at it.
there were three stickmen. one stood angrily to the side with a cigarette. the other two were on a sort of bed. a stickman with a notable scar on his lip was drawn on top of the third stickman, who was talking via a speech bubble.
your face went red as you realized what was drawn. shiu glared at toji. "meg, could you cover your ears for a sec?" he asked. megumi did as told, plugging his ears.
"YOU ASSHOLE!" he exclaimed, making toji laugh. "i'm not a fucking cuck!" "a for effort, i guess.." you spoke, flustered. you then summoned your cursed sheep, which ate the drawing.
"let's get ready for bed, megumi!" you said, leading him out of the room. megumi uncovered his ears, looking up at you. "what was the drawing?" he asked. "if i showed you, you would've figured it out and we don't want that" "that bad?" you nodded.
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you flopped onto the bed next to shiu, sighing. "you should force him to sleep on the couch" he suggested. "because he drew you as a cuck?" "yes" "i'd come into the bed anyways" toji added, laying down next to you.
"just like how i cum into n/n" shiu replied, smirking as he pulled you closer. "is that so?" "OKAY, GOODNIGHT!" you exclaimed as you felt toji's chest press against your back. you were clearly flustered, and being between two angry men only made it worse.
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ah yes, shiu and y/n taking care of their two fushiguros
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《 JUJUTSU KAISEN X READER ONESHOTS 》
Fanfictionmay have anime/manga spoilers basically a remake of my old book of jjk oneshots, this one will def be better :) STARTED : 3/27/24 ENDED : ???