Sagittarius: Ah. Today's very tranquil today. Isn't that right, Aries?
Aries: For sure! Yesterday was... pretty rough, but we don't talk about that!
Sagittarius: Yeah-
Capricorn: HIYAH!
Sagittarius: HEY! WATCH IT!
Capricorn: Oh yeah? What if I didn't? Jokes aside, I can't watch where I'm going! I'm having a battle with Taurus--- my best buddy!
Capricorn: Just try to ignore us, eh?
Sagittarius: Fine.
Taurus: HEADBUTT!
Capricorn: ACK!
Aries: Ooo! Knockout!
Taurus: Uh... I think I gave him a concussion...
Sagittarius: Dang. Is bro alright?
Taurus: He should be fine.
Capricorn: Eughhhh...
Taurus: Maybe not.
Aries: Pretty obvious...
Gemini: Do you think Cancer is sheepish?
Sagittarius: What-
Gemini: Do I need to explain to EVERY zodiac?
Gemini: Ok, so I started a protest about whether Cancer is sheepish or not, and I think she is!!
Gemini: So, do you think Cancer is sheepish?
Sagittarius: I mean, yeah.
Aries: If Sagi says yes, then I say yes!
Taurus: It depends...
Gemini: Nuh-uh! It's a yes or no question!
Taurus: Hm... no.
Gemini: Goofy.
Taurus: I don't care. It's my opinion.
Gemini: Fair point...
Capricorn: Huh? Where am I?
Aries: How did you lose your memory?
Taurus: Headbutts can be very critical sometimes... so there is an average chance you'll lose your memory when getting headbutted.
Capricorn: You-
Gemini: HEY!
Capricorn: What?!
Gemini: Do you think Cancer is sheepish?
Capricorn: NO! She is stubborn, not sheepish.
Gemini: *FACEPALM*
Taurus: I mean, Cancer CAN tend to be overdramatic...
Sagittarius: And emotional!
Taurus: Yes, what Sagittarius said.
Gemini: *IN A HUSHED BUT IRRITATED TONE* OK... that's 7 naysayers... and 5 yes-sayers. Ugh! THEY won... Leo was so hard to agree with, but I still failed. This is unacceptable!-
Capricorn: Uh, Gemini? Are you good?
Gemini: WHAT? WHO SAID THAT? Oh-- uh... yeah, yeah! I'm good!
Capricorn: Suspicious...
-MEANWHILE WITH PISCES, VIRGO AND CANCER-
Pisces: Is that all you've got, Cancer? I was hoping you could give me a more passionate and louder chant!
Cancer: *LE GASP* Woo!~
Pisces: *SIGH* At least you tried.
Cancer: *ROLLS EYES*
Pisces: Virgo! How about you? Give me a strong chant!
Virgo: OK! *INHALE* WOOHOO!-
Aquarius: HEY! COULD YOU PIPE DOWN A LITTLE? I AM TRYING TO READ A BOOK!
Virgo: Sorry.
Aquarius: It's OK. Just don't do it ever again.
Virgo: OK.
Pisces: Cancer.
Cancer: What?
Pisces: You're a bit sheepish sometimes, and you got to get it together.
Cancer: I'm not sheepish.
Gemini: YES YOU ARE!
Cancer: I'm not-
Gemini: Just admit it, Cancer. You are bashful and awkward.
Cancer: No I'm NOT!
Taurus: GUYS! YOU'RE PUTTING TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON THEM!
Sagittarius: What's with all the ruckus?
Taurus: These boomers are trying to convince that Cancer is "SHEEPISH".
Pisces: And they just interrupted my training session with Cancer and Virgo!
Sagittarius: I will say it right now. CANCER. IS. SHEEPISH! There. I said it.
Cancer: NO I AM NOT! YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP THIS MADNESS ABOUT MY AWKWARDNESS!
Cancer: I AM NOT SHEEPISH. AND I WILL NEVER ADMIT IT!
Cancer: *STORMS OFF*
Aries: Dang, bro... you did them dirty.
Sagittarius: It was Gemini's fault...
Gemini: ERM? NO, IT WASN'T!
Sagittarius: YOU SAID YOU STARTED A WAR ABOUT CANCER'S SHEEPISHNESS, AND PISCES JUST BROUGHT IT UP!
Pisces: WHY AM I INCLUDED?
Sagittarius: BECAUSE I DID. NOW ALL OF YOU, SCRAM!!!
*ALL SCREAMING OF FEAR AND SCURRY OFF*
Sagittarius: Goodness gracious!
Capricorn: I LOVE FRIED CHICKEN!
Sagittarius: What-
-THE END-
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Meet The Zodiacs!
HumorMeet all of the Zodiac! The twelve current zodiac signs are Leo, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Cancer, Aquarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, and Libra! So, enjoy the life of the world of the Zodiac!
