Aquarius: Ah. Silence at last-
Aries: Hey, Aquarius! I had the best experience ever! You cannot believe what I just witnessed! It was very stunning and exhilarating-
Aquarius: BE QUIET, ARIES! I AM TRYING TO STUDY FOR MY FINAL EXAM! BUT I CAN'T DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE A-
Aries: *GASP* WHAT IS THAT IN THE SKY?! IS THAT A BIRD, A PLANE, OR IS THAT TAURUS FLYING HIS LATEST INVENTION HE MADE YESTERDAY AND ASKED CAPRICORN TO CHECK IT OUT?!
Taurus: Well, all I see is a talkative result...
Aquarius: And all I HEAR is nonsense-
Aries: Hey! I'm not saying nonsense! You're just a party pooper, Aquarius! You're the 5th funniest zodiac sign!
Aquarius: What do you mean? I'm at least 45% funny.
Taurus: Erm-
Aries: Whatever you say!
Taurus: *ENGINE MALFUNCTIONS* Uh oh.
Taurus: Welp. I guess this is the end.
Taurus: *FALLING*
Aquarius: Why don't I hear screaming?
Aquarius: He's about to die, and he should be screaming...
Aries: Well, good luck with that. I'm going to annoy some more people. >:)
Aquarius: As long as you aren't doing it to me.
Aries: Hey, Capricorn. Hey, hey, Capricorn. Hi, hello. Capricorn-
Capricorn: WHAT?!
Aries: Sheesh. I didn't mean to make you so irritated. What seems to be the problem?
Capricorn: The problem here is you, Aries.
Aries: What?! I'm not doing anything wrong! You're the one who is being a...
Capricorn: Nope. I don't want to hear it.
Aries: At least let me finish my sentence-
Capricorn: Go away.
Aries: ...Fine!
Aries: *SKEDADDLES*
Aries: Hey... Sagittarius...? What happened?
Sagittarius: I'm not in the mood Aries...
Aries: Huh...
Aries: Well... can you at least tell me what happened?
Sagittarius: Fine. Gemini and I were hanging out, and having a little chat. Then Capricorn decided to ruin the vibe and toss a dozen eggs at us!
Aries: Alright, alright. Wait--- Why would Capricorn do such a thing?
Sagittarius: Exactly! I know he is mature and stable, but I don't know what caught up to him! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!
Aries: Chill. Uh... I'll talk to him! Don't worry!
Sagittarius: *SCOFFS* Good luck...
Aries: Hi again, Capricorn! We need to talk... about... something...
-TO BE CONTINUED-
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Meet The Zodiacs!
HumorMeet all of the Zodiac! The twelve current zodiac signs are Leo, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Cancer, Aquarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, and Libra! So, enjoy the life of the world of the Zodiac!
