Meet The Zodiacs!

Day 4 - Another Typical Hangout.

Cancer: *FROLICKING THROUGH THE TALL GRASS* 

Cancer: *HUMMING*

Cancer: *PICKS A WHITE ROSE* This is perfect! I am going to show this to the other Zodiacs! 

-CANCER LIGHTLY JOGS TO PISCES-

Cancer: Hey, Pisces! I found a white rose!

Pisces: Oh, cool! Where did you find it?

Cancer: It was hidden by the tall grass. My naked eye saw it!

Pisces: Hm... exquisite indeed.

Sagittarius: HEY, GUYS!

Pisces: ACK! YOU STARTLED ME!

Sagittarius: I did that intentionally to get your full attention, CANCER.

Cancer: What? I was smelling the aroma of this rose. It is so...

Sagittarius: Yeah, yeah. Yada-yada. ANYWAYS! My good ol' friend Leo told me to tell you your biggest phobia!

Cancer: *GULP*

Pisces: Hah! I am not scared of anything!

Sagittarius: *SARCASTICALLY* Wow! I am astonished!

Pisces: OK. I may be scared of something...

Sagittarius: I knew that.

Pisces: ...I have Dementophobia... the fear of reality. Since I am a sensitive and imaginative sign... I react anguished with the real world...

Sagittarius: OK.

Sagittarius: Cancer! What about you?

Cancer: Uh... I have Thanatophobia...

Sagittarius: Alright... My fear is usually Agoraphobia or Gamophobia...

Shatter: In fact--I am comfortable telling my phobia!

Sagittarius: WHAT THE HECK!? WHO ARE YOU?

Shatter: My name was Reddish before, but now my name is Shatter.

Shatter: Anyways, I have Nyctophobia---which is the fear of the dark.

Shatter: And I have a fear of mirrors... kind of. Which is called Eisoptrophobia.

Sagittarius: Cool! Wait. Not cool? I am perplexed.

Shatter: It is hard to say.

Shatter: On the other hand... BYE!

*SHATTER DISAPPEARS*

Sagittarius: Why do random people keep appearing...

Pisces: I do not know.

Sagittarius: I am going to change the topic.

*SAGITTARIUS CHANGES "PHOBIAS" TO "TAURUS'S LATEST INVENTION"*

Sagittarius: There you go!

Pisces: So... what now?

Sagittarius: We should ask Taurus what he is doing!

Cancer: OK!

Pisces: Alright.

Sagittarius: *MECHANICALLY SLIDES TO TAURUS*

Sagittarius: Hey, buddy!

Taurus: Hi.

Sagittarius: What are you doing, Taurus?

Taurus: Why do you want to know?

Sagittarius: Please! Tell me!

Taurus: OK, fine. I am sitting down.

Sagittarius: That is it? You are... sitting down?

Taurus: Yep. Silently admiring God's creation.

Sagittarius: Oh... that is quite touching.

Taurus: Want to join?

Sagittarius: Oh, uh... I have to go. See ya!

Sagittarius: *MECHANICALLY SLIDES TO AQUARIUS*

Taurus: How does he even do that?

Sagittarius: Hi, Aquarius! 

Aquarius: *SNORING*

Sagittarius: Oh. They are sleeping.

Sagittarius: Hm... I will continuously shout Aquarius's name.

Sagittarius: *DEEP INHALE* AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS...

Aquarius: WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL DO YOU WANT? FOR GOD'S SAKE?!

Sagittarius: Sheesh! 

Aquarius: ALL YOU DO IS YOU WANT TO ANNOY PEOPLE ALL DAY LONG!

Aquarius: DISTURB ME ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU!

Sagittarius: Well... what will happen...?

Aquarius: YOU WILL BE SINGING SOPRANO FOR A WEEK!

Sagittarius: What does that mean?

Taurus: It means that you will get harassed dreadfully and painfully until you scream in a high-pitched voice. 

Taurus: It is a little bit figurative... don't you think?

Sagittarius: *GULP*

Taurus: You should run for your life because Aquarius has a butterfly knife...

Sagittarius: EXCUSE ME?!

Aquarius: *TEASINGLY* RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Sagittarius: WAIT! I AM SORRY!

Aquarius: SORRY IS NOT ENOUGH. YOUR SOUL IS!

Sagittarius: AAAAAH!!!

Cancer: Oh my gosh!

Aquarius: GET BACK HERE!

Taurus: WAIT! I can make it up for you, Sagittarius!

Taurus: *CLEARS THROAT* There is a nearby library you can have all to yourself, Aquarius.

Taurus: It has all types of genres! Horror, comedy, even manga!

Aquarius: AW YEAH!

*AQUARIUS SKEDADDLES*

Sagittarius: You saved me Taurus!

Sagittarius: WAIT! HEY! WHY DID THE TITLE CHANGE TO "ANOTHER TYPICAL HANGOUT"?!

Taurus: The creator had run out of ideas... So, he decided to call it... that.

Sagittarius: Oh.

Aries: GUYS! WATCH OUT!

Sagittarius: What? Why?

Aries: GET OUT OF THE WAY!

*GEMINI SCREAMING*

Sagittarius: What is that--- OH MY GOSH!

Gemini: SOMEONE STOP THIS THING!!!

Sagittarius: AH!!!

*EXPLODES*

Gemini: Oh... *COUGH*

Taurus: Well. I guess that is...

Leo: THE END!

-THE END-

Taurus: ...What? You are expecting me to say something...?

Leo: BYE! THAT IS THE END!!!

-THE END- (for real this time)