Fun fact: This episode was drafted/postponed to "Loquacious Aries" and it was meant to be Episode 2! You should read it right now if you haven't! (There are 2 parts. Episode 2a and Episode 2b.)
*CAPRICORN RECOVERS THEMSELF*
Capricorn: Damn! That felt painful when I got smashed by Sagittarius's sledgehammer...
Capricorn: The impact was harsh!
Capricorn: Let me recover my friend Taurus.
*CAPRICORN RECOVERS TAURUS*
Capricorn: Hello, Taurus.
Taurus: Ack! My brain still hurts!
Capricorn: Yeah... Sagittarius is a jerk sometimes.
Taurus: That's rude...
Capricorn: What? It's true!
Taurus: Whatever.
Sagittarius: *DISTANT* I AM SORRY, OKAY?!
Taurus: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Sagittarius: I SAID I AM... UGH! FORGET IT.
Taurus: OKAY! BYE.
Capricorn: Still a jerk!
Taurus: Get over it, Capricorn. It was only the last episode.
Capricorn: IT WAS YESTERDAY!!!
Taurus: Calm down. Let's see what the other Water Signs are doing.
Capricorn: Fine.
*TAURUS AND CAPRICORN WALK TO THE FELLOW WATER SIGNS*
Pisces: ..And the giant unicorn defeated the Gladiator!
Scorpio: Sheesh. Am I the one to believe that story when it is only a 'DREAM'?
Pisces: Hey! You don't understand how lovely my dream- I mean the story was!
Scorpio: ...Cool story, bro.
Capricorn: Hello, hello, hello!
Scorpio: Hey, Capricorn. Hi, Taurus.
Taurus: What's up?
Scorpio: Pisces is telling us their dream about when a giant unicorn and a Gladiator were battling each other... and then the unicorn won.
Capricorn: Typical.
Pisces: <:(
Gemini: *PANTING* OH LORD...
Scorpio: GEMINI! What are you doing here?
Gemini: Libra... *PANTING* told me to...
Taurus: Next time catch your breath first before telling us. Uncontrolled breathing may cause issues to the immune system.
Gemini: Shut up, Taurus. We don't need your mathematics!
Taurus: It's not mathematics, it's biology.
Gemini: :l
Gemini: Anyway. Libra told me to tell you guys to come to them.
Capricorn: For?
Gemini: I think she said something about a makeover.
Capricorn: OH HELL NAH!
Taurus: No thanks, I'm good.
Cancer: We would love to come!
Gemini: GREAT! Follow me!
Taurus: Ugh... fine.
Capricorn: Why would one of the clumsiest zodiac signs want to do a makeover?
Gemini: Because they said so. Come on! They may be impatient.
-MEANWHILE-
Libra: Ugh! Where are they?! They are consuming my time!
Capricorn: AHHHHHHHHH... OOF!
Libra: Whoa! Be careful next time! You don't want to get your face dirty!
Capricorn: Seriously...? We are doing an actual makeover?
Libra: Yup! But... where are the others?
Capricorn: They are taking a lunch break.
Taurus: Mmm! This food is so good! I am going to be nourished by all of this food!
Cancer: Yummy!
Pisces: Bleugh!
Scorpio: What the heck?! EAT THE FOOD.
Pisces: Bleugh-ess this food! *SWALLOWS HARD* Ha... ha!
Scorpio: Good.
Libra: Well, tell them that their lunch break is over!
Capricorn: Who are you to tell me-
Libra: NOW!!!
Capricorn: JESUS CHRIST'S BIRTHDAY! ALRIGHT.
*Capricorn treks to Taurus, Scorpio, Cancer, and Pisces*
Capricorn: GET THE F**K UP! BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A F**KING MAKEOVER, B**CHES!
Cancer: ...What, the f**k?!
Taurus: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are you all suddenly cursing?!
Pisces: Where is Gemini?
Gemini: A-hem!
Pisces: AH! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?
Gemini: Am I a f**king mannequin or what?
Pisces: S-stop cursing! You're so mean! <:C
Gemini: Oh, I am SORRY for cursing at you.
Pisces: *SOBS*
Taurus: Bro. What's your problem?
Capricorn: I SAID... GET UP MOTHERF**KERS YOU F**KERS WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING YOU F**KING WH**RES! GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP, NI-
Taurus: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT.
Taurus: *RESTRAINS AND SEALS CAPRICORN'S MOUTH*
Capricorn: MM!!! MMM!!! MMM!!!! MMMM!!!
Libra: You know what?! I'm going to make this quick!
*LIBRA GIVES EVERYONE DRESSES AND LITTLE CROWNS, ADDING THE MAKEUP*
Libra: Ah! There.
Capricorn: MM... UGH! *EXHALES* What happened?!
Taurus: AND WHAT ARE WE WEARING?!
Libra: You look so beautiful!
Taurus: *BLUSHES IN EMBARRASSMENT*
Cancer: Oho! These are gorgeous, Libra! What did you use to make them?
Libra: Aw... you don't need to flatter me. *CHUCKLES*
Taurus: NOOOOO!!! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF-
*TPOT INTRO STARTS*
Two: No, no, no, no, no, no! NO! This fake collab needs to stop!
Four: What the?! Why'd you stop my commencement?!
Two: Commencement, schme-mmencement! Enough of this rubbish!
Gemini: WHO THE HELL-
-THE END-
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Meet The Zodiacs!
HumorMeet all of the Zodiac! The twelve current zodiac signs are Leo, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Cancer, Aquarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, and Libra! So, enjoy the life of the world of the Zodiac!
