Aries: Hi again, Capricorn! We need to... talk... about... something...
Capricorn: Stop stammering and say it already!
Aries: OK, OK. So, Sagittarius said that you threw eggs at him and Gemini... is that true?
Capricorn: I was bored, OK?
Aries: Why didn't you say that before?
Capricorn: I wanted to save the suspense for the readers.
Aries: ...Really?
Capricorn: I was bored!
Aries: Well... OK. You answered my question already.
Capricorn: OK. Now, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Aries: JEEZ! ALRIGHT.
Aries: *MINDS HIS PERSONAL SPACE AND GOES TO SAGITTARIUS*
Aries: Hey, Sagittarius. I resolved the incident! That happened...!
Sagittarius: UGH! Now that the drama is over I'm bored... I-I MEAN... I AM... JUST BORED, YEAH!
Aries: WHAT?
Sagittarius: Well, I mean, I kind of like drama... I forgot to tell you that.
Aries: Wow! So does Capricorn! I think...
Sagittarius: HA.
Aries: What? Why are you laughing?
Sagittarius: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS WAS ALL A PRANK!
Aries: W-what? So, I went back and forth for nothing?!
Sagittarius: You're going to laugh... right?
Aries: Why would I laugh for such a pitiful PRANK?!
Sagittarius: Chill-
Aries: NO! I WILL NOT CHILL! DO NOT TELL A SHORT-TEMPERED ZODIAC SIGN TO CHILL!!!
Aquarius: AYE, AYE, AYE!!! EVERYONE, SHUT UP!
Aquarius: Y'ALL ARE BEING NOISEMAKERS! CAN YOU SHUT YOUR STINKY PIEHOLES FOR AT LEAST FIVE WHOLE SECONDS! GOSH DANG!!!
Aries: WELL, GOSH DANG YOU, AQUARIUS! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS YELLING AT US! YOU MUST INCLUDE YOURSELF AS A NOISEMAKER!
Aquarius: I'M ADDRESSING YOU, I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU!
Aries: ...
Aquarius: YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
Cancer: What in the living hell is going on here?
Aries: AQUARIUS IS BEING A TOTAL BUM BUM HERE. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON!
AQUARIUS: *SNICKERS* A "BUM BUM"?! BOY, WE BOUTA FIGHT HERE.
Cancer: HEY HEY! DON'T!
Sagittarius: CHILLAX, ARIES!
Aries: NEVER TELL A-
Sagittarius: OK, OK!!! I GET IT!
Libra: Don't you like witnessing all this chaos, Leo?
Leo: Totally.
*ARIES AND AQUARIUS ARGUE FOR A TOTAL OF 15 FRICKING MINUTES*
Libra: Hey!
Leo: Yeah?
Libra: Want some spicy chips?
Leo: Nah, I'm good.
Libra: Alright, then! *GORGES THE CHIPS*
Leo: Dang-
Libra: I was hungry, OK?
*INDISTINCT BICKERING*
Taurus: Jesus, my Lord! What is going on?
Libra: You don't need to know! I don't even know myself-
Taurus: That proves my point.
Aries: *YEETS AQUARIUS*
Aquarius: AHHHHH!!!
Libra: WATCH OUT!!
Leo: Huh? OOF!
Aquarius: ACK!
Leo: EughGhgh...
Aquarius: Agh... I feel light-headed...
Taurus: Yes you do, watery friend.
Aquarius: I'm not your friend, but OK.
Taurus: *SNIFF* OK! :C
Sagittarius: AQUARIUS! Are you alright?
Aquarius: I'm fine... I just dislocated my shoulder.
Taurus and Sagittarius: YOU WHAT?!?!??!
Leo: You heard them...
Sagittarius: OH MY HEAT! WE GOT TO TAKE YOU TO A HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING!
Taurus: Nah. It's fine. A dislocated shoulder should heal pretty quickly.
Sagittarius: YOU THINK?!
Taurus: I'm 95% sure.
Aquarius: OOF! This injured shoulder is killing me!
Libra: Don't worry! I can fix it!
Aquarius: WAIT WAIT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO IT'S FINE-
Libra: *TRIES TO PUT THE SHOULDER BACK IN PLACE*
*BONES CRACK*
Aquarius: *SUCKS TEETHS* AH--
Leo: EUGH!
Taurus: You just made the injury WORSE!!!
Libra: I tried my best, OK?
Taurus: WELL, YOU FAILED. So stupid!
Libra: HEY!
Cancer: I'm not experiencing another fight again! Don't start!
Sagittarius: *SARCASTICALLY* You did a FANTASTIC job, Libra! I am pleased.
Libra: See? At least SOMEONE appreciates my skills.
Taurus: Your "skills" appear to be nonexistent.
Libra: RAHH!!!
Sagittarius: *GRABS LIBRA* HEY! NO NO NO! WE AREN'T DOING THIS AGAIN-
Libra: *ACCIDENTALLY THWACKS SAGITTARIUS IN THE FACE*
Sagittarius: Ow. *FAINTS*
Libra: Oops.
Taurus: You are the most CLUMSIEST ZODIAC ON EARTH!
Libra: Badum-bssh!
Taurus: No pun intended!
Libra: Still badum-bssh!
Taurus: Whatever.
Capricorn: HIYAH!
Capricorn: *PUNCHES AQUARIUS' DISLOCATED SHOULDER*
Aquarius: *DROPS TO THE FLOOR*
Taurus: YOU HAD TO?!
Capricorn: NO! THAT WAS ON ACCIDENT!
Cancer: NOOOO! AQUARIUS!
Taurus: WILL THESE PEOPLE BE MORE MATURE?!
Capricorn: CHILLAX!
Sagittarius: Ugh... what happened?
Cancer: *SOBBING*
Capricorn and Taurus: Are you seriously crying about Aquarius?
Cancer: Why wouldn't I? *SNIFF*
Capricorn and Taurus: Toughen up... jeez.
Capricorn and Taurus: HEY! STOP COPYING ME!
Capricorn and Taurus: NO YOU!
Sagittarius: Weird...
Pisces: This episode is too long. I'm going to just-
Cancer: WAIT!
-THE END-
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