Sagistarius: Alright- Wait... why is my name "Sagistarius"?
Scorpion: I'M A LITERAL SCORPION. :|
Tourist: This is not funny.
Sagistarius: "TOURIST"!!! SO ORIGINAL- XD
Tourist: :|
Cancer: Huh, nothing's wrong with my name.
Reddish: Your name is the bad cancer. Not the astrological one.
Cancer: OH.
Airhead: "AIRHEAD"?! REALLY?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? AIRHEAD?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!!??!
Airhead: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Tourist: SHUT UP, AIRHEAD!
Airhead: >:C
Reddish: OK, OK. I'll change your names back to the original ones.
Reddish: *SNAPS*
Sagittarius: Finally!
Aries: Ugh! How ridiculous!
Taurus: This is more like it.
Cancer: I will never forget about the bad cancer. :C
Scorpio: OK. Now that our names are back to normal-
Sagittarius: We should--
Aries: DO SOMETHING FOR THE DAY!
Taurus: But... what?
Aries: Uh... Tag?
Sagittarius: I'm down!
Scorpio: Sure, whatever.
Taurus: As long as I don't get bored.
Sagittarius: You're BORING. Yet you get bored easily.
Taurus: I'm not boring...
Aries and Sagittarius: YES, YOU ARE TAURUS!
Taurus: No-
Gemini: Hey, guys! I bought some popcorn for us to eat. I-if you're hungry.
Taurus: Why did you stammer?
Gemini: NO *clears throat frantically and rapidly* REASON.
Taurus: I would like to eat some popcorn... but my brain tells me I'm full. Should I listen to my brain or myself?
Gemini: Yourself.
Aries: Yourself.
Sagittarius: Your brain.
Taurus: OK. Myself it is, then!
Sagittarius: Y'all suck di- AHHHHHH! I'M SO ENLIGHTENED! WOW! HOW COME-
Gemini: WAIT. WHAT WAS THAT LAST BIT???
Sagittarius: DIDGERIDOOS!
Gemini: OK.
Sagittarius: Phew! That was close!
Gemini: ...
Taurus: He said... di-
Sagittarius: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Scorpio: A man's private part. :P
Sagittarius: No. That's not what I said...
Gemini: THEN WHAT DID YOU SAY? HMMMM???
Sagittarius: I just said, "Didgeridoos!"
Gemini: OK... you DID say that before...
Gemini: I still have suspicion in you...
Taurus: A man's private part is a...
Sagittarius: NO! BLAH BLAH BLAH! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU!
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Meet The Zodiacs!
HumorMeet all of the Zodiac! The twelve current zodiac signs are Leo, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Cancer, Aquarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, and Libra! So, enjoy the life of the world of the Zodiac!
